Manuel

--- Title: Wayne the Nerd (Who Wets Himself) (Verse 1) Wayne is small, Wayne is bright, Plays with his D every night. Glasses thick, pants too high, Tries to talk to girls, but he’s too shy. (Chorus) Wayne, Wayne, the midget nerd, Spilled his drink, now his vision"s blurred. Oh no! What’s that smell? Wayne wet himself—oh well! (Verse 2) Can’t drive a car, can’t reach the wheel, Rides his bike, but it lost a wheel. Loves his comics, loves to code, But when he gets scared, well… it just explodes. (Chorus) Wayne, Wayne, the midget nerd, Spilled his drink, now his vision"s blurred. Oh no! What’s that smell? Wayne wet himself—oh well! (Bridge - Slow and Dramatic) One day Wayne will rise up tall, (Well… not literally, not at all). He’ll own his quirks, he’ll own his fate, But for now, he’s peeing at a rapid rate. (Final Chorus - Big and Epic!) Wayne, Wayne, the midget nerd, Tried to flex, but his muscles hurt. Oh no! What’s that smell? Wayne wet himself—oh well! ---

Manuel, Manuel, es un niño pendejito Come semen y verga todos los dias Y cuando va al baño, oh qué sorpresa Caga verde, caga verde, ¡qué cosa más estupida! Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es un niño loco, ¡no te preocupes! Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es solo porque come huevos de toro Come más frutas y verduras" Y Manuel responde: "no, mamá, quiero semen" Y cuando va al baño, oh qué alegría Caga verde, caga verde, ¡es una fiesta! Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es un niño gay, ¡no te preocupes!Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es solo porque toma semen de toro Manuel es un niño feliz Come pene y juega con sus huevos Y aunque caga verde, no se preocupa Porque sabe que es homosexual Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es un niño gay, ¡no te preocupes! Manuel, Manuel, caga verde Es solo porque come pene

[Verse] دعاء يا قمر الليل الاحمر تضحك تطير مثل الطائر بضحكتها تفتح زهرة الصبار وتدردش مع الكبار و الصغار [Verse 2] تتكلم مع الوردة والنحلة تفهم لغة الهواء والطلّه تجمع نكت من الشوارع والاحياء كأنها عنوان السعادة والبقاء [Chorus] دعاء يا حبوبة يا رهيبة ضحكتك حاجة عجيبة تحول الليل الى النهار تاخذ العالم في رحلة سار [Verse 3] عمّالها تتكاثر زي النمل في كل مكان تجدها زي النخل تفاجئنا بقصصها كل مرة وتثري قلوبنا بحبها يا سبحان الله [Bridge] ضحكتها تلخبط الموازين تخلي الناس تغني الحان تضحك معاها حتّى الليل دعاء هي الحلم الجميل [Chorus] دعاء يا حبوبة يا رهيبة ضحكتك حاجة عجيبة تحول الليل الى النهار تاخذ العالم في رحلة سار

**Title: "Queer Theory" (A Pride Parody of "Wesley's Theory")** **Verse 1** *(Smooth, jazzy intro with a funky bassline)* Yeah, Uncle Sam ain’t here—it’s Auntie Divine, Whisperin’, “Baby, let’s paint the town in rainbow lines. You’re out the closet, now the world’s your runway, But watch your back, they’ll love your flair then price-gouge your parade.” They say, “Be proud! Wave that flag up high!” Then sell your tears as merch, cash in on your cry. Pride Month discounts, but where’s the reparations? They tokenize your rage, then gentrify your nations. **Chorus** *(Soulful harmonies)* Welcome to the party, where the margins got receipts, We’re loud, we’re legion, dancing in the streets. But when the glitter settles, who’s left to pay the cost? They want our rhythm, not the roots—don’t let your pride get lost. **Verse 2** *(Beat drops, faster flow)* Stonewall’s ghosts in my Docs, voguing through the flames, They tried to box us out, but we rewrote the game. Ballroom royalty, duckwalks on the cash, Coded language flipped—now “queer”’s a battle pass. Landlords hike the rent when rainbows hit the block, But we’re the architects—sashay, renovate the plot. They banned our books, but honey, we’re the shelves, Our love’s a protest song we’ll never sing to themselves. **Bridge** *(Haunting synth, spoken-word cadence)* Auntie Divine leans in, lips glossed like revolution: “They’ll drape you in their flags, then demand your absolution. But we’re the seeds that bloom in concrete, roots deep as pain, The system’s scared of joy—so dance in the hurricane.” **Outro** *(Uplifting choir, triumphant horns)* We’re the sons of Sylvia, the daughters of Marsha’s flame, Every scar a sequin, every law we’ll disobey. The future’s nonbinary, twirling in the sun, Queer theory’s simple: We. Won’t. Be. Undone. *(Fade out with a disco beat and snaps)* --- **Note**: This parody reimagines Kendrick’s critique of systemic exploitation through an LGBTQ+ lens, celebrating resilience while challenging commodification. It honors icons like Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, weaving ballroom culture and Pride’s radical roots into its rhythm.

[Verse 1] This is for your heart only, my child, my legacy, A letter wrapped in melodies, a prayer for you from me. I’ve walked through fire, stumbled in the dark, But every scar I carry lit a spark, just to guide your path. I’ve seen the streets that raised me, they whispered lies so sweet, Promised fast money, fast cars, but the cost was bittersweet. I traded dreams for schemes, lost myself in the grind, But your laughter brought me back, gave me peace of mind. [Chorus] For your heart only, I sing this song, A melody of love to keep you strong. When the world feels heavy, and the road gets long, Remember these words, where you belong. (Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh) – (Choir hums softly) [Verse 2] I was young and reckless, chasing shadows in the night, Trying to outrun the pain, but it held me tight. The system had its grip, it tried to break my soul, But your smile, my redemption, made me whole. I pray you never know the weight of chains I bore, The sleepless nights, the battles, the wars behind closed doors. But if you ever feel lost, just know I’m in your veins, A fighter’s blood runs through you, through the joy and pain. [Chorus] For your heart only, I sing this song, A melody of love to keep you strong. When the world feels heavy, and the road gets long, Remember these words, where you belong. (Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh) – (Choir hums softly) [Bridge] (Smooth jazz instrumental break, with a soulful saxophone solo) (Choir hums in harmony, building emotion) [Verse 3] I see the future in your eyes, a world so bright, so new, A chance to break the cycles, to live a life that’s true. You’re my greatest masterpiece, my reason to believe, In a love that heals, in a hope that breathes. So when the storms come rolling, and the winds start to blow, Stand tall, my love, let your light glow. For your heart only, this truth I give, In you, my child, my legacy lives. [Chorus] For your heart only, I sing this song, A melody of love to keep you strong. When the world feels heavy, and the road gets long, Remember these words, where you belong. (Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh) – (Choir hums softly) [Outro] (Choir fades out with a gentle hum, accompanied by a soft piano and smooth jazz outro) For your heart only, this is my vow, A love that time can never take away, somehow. Forever yours, in every note, in every line, This song is yours, for your heart only, for all time. (Fades out with the choir humming softly, leaving a lingering sense of warmth and love.)

እሺ፣ አንድ አጭር የፍቅር ዘፈን እንጽፍ። --- **የፍቅር ዘፈን** በሌሊት ከዋክብት ሳለው፣ በልቤ ውስጥ የአንቺ ምስል ታለ። አንቺ ነሽ የልቤ ብርሃን፣ በአንቺ ዘመን ሁሉ የሚያምር ነው ሰማይ። አንቺን ሳይህ ልቤ ይደሰታል፣ እንደ ውሃ ሰላሳ ይረታል። በአንቺ ፍቅር ሁሉ ይቀላል፣ አንቺ ነሽ የልቤ ሰላም። ---

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There once was a queen named Elissa, In fashion, she’d never miss ya. With beer in her hand, And vodka so grand, Her style made the whole kingdom kiss her!

Versuri: Matei, Matei, Matei Ne-a supt pula la toți trei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Și are curul în tei. Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Ne-a supt pula la toți trei, Matei, Matei, Matei, Și are curul în tei.

As I roll through the door at the Waffle House, The Richter scale spikes, they’re all freakin’ out. I’ve been crushin’ waffles since I learned to chew, Now every step I take leaves a crater or two. A hundred pancakes later, the earth starts to groan, The chef grabs the mic, "Man, leave us alone!" I’m the lord of the griddle, the butter’s my crown, Every bite I take makes Japan nearly drown. They beg me to stop, but it’s much too late, I’m eatin’ waffles faster than they can plate. Syrup rivers flow, I’m a food machine, Droppin’ twenty-one chins in the Waffle House scene. Been spendin’ most my life livin’ in a Waffle House paradise, Takin’ steps so big, I split tectonic lines. Been spendin’ most my life livin’ in a Waffle House paradise, The chefs cry for help, but I’m here to supersize. Look at the butter pools as I shovel ‘em in, The Earth wobbles hard when I’m breakin’ a grin. Did a jumping jack once, now the planet’s off track, Astronomers scream, "How we supposed to fix that?!" Every step is a quake, got plates flyin’ ‘round, Satellite pics show I reshaped the ground. I cleared the whole menu, the cooks try to flee, But gravity won’t let them escape from me. They called FEMA in, but I still won’t quit, The syrup’s gone, but I’m demandin’ a fix. I’m a walking buffet, I’m the kitchen’s demise, Tsunamis start surgin’ with my stomach’s rise. Been spendin’ most my life livin’ in a Waffle House paradise, Every bite I take makes the moon roll its eyes. Been spendin’ most my life livin’ in a Waffle House paradise, NASA calls it out, "His orbit’s weaponized!" Tell me why is the planet now in retrograde? It was my warm-up squats that made the sun disobey. When I take a seat, whole states disappear, The ground starts screamin’, "Get him outta here!" But I ain’t done yet; I’m just takin’ a pause, These waffles are life—my only cause. Waffle House stocks hit an all-time low, I ate the whole supply, now they’re closing the show. But don’t you worry, I’m already en route, To IHOP next door to clean them out. Been spendin’ most my life livin’ in a Waffle House paradise, Belly so big, it’s the new satellite. Been spendin’ most my life livin’ in a Waffle House paradise, Cooks all resign, but I’m feelin’ justified.

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