Christmas dissmas

[Verse] Pen aur paper, shuru ho gaye hum, Classroom ki duniya, apna hai ye gum. AMU, JMI, sapne hain bade, Education ki chal, yahan sab pade. [Chorus] Shiksha ki adda, yahan sab hain taiyaar, Pariksha ke liye, sab hain lagayen pyaar. Tayyari ka junoon, hai dil se lagan, Coachin' mein hai power, hum sab hain agan. [Verse 2] Questions aur answers, raat bhar discussion, Yahin milte hain, hamare inspiration. Teachers hain isme, jaise guides of light, Raat din padhai, bina kisi fright. [Chorus] Shiksha ki adda, yahan sab hain taiyaar, Pariksha ke liye, sab hain lagayen pyaar. Tayyari ka junoon, hai dil se lagan, Coachin' mein hai power, hum sab hain agan. [Bridge] Mehnat ka safar, nikalte hain aage, Success ki raah, yahan sab hain bhage. Library ki books, sabne hain padhi, Aapke support se, banenge hum badi. [Chorus] Shiksha ki adda, yahan sab hain taiyaar, Pariksha ke liye, sab hain lagayen pyaar. Tayyari ka junoon, hai dil se lagan, Coachin' mein hai power, hum sab hain agan.

[Verse] विद्या के मैदान में, ले कदम बढ़ाना, AMU, JMI के सपनों को सच कराना। शिक्षा का संजीवनी है, Adda का यो नारा, पेपर की दीवारों को, पार कर दिखाना। [Chorus] Education Adda, लक्ष्य जीत के दिखाना, हर एक मदद, हर जवाब, यहां पर पाना। प्रश्नपत्रों के बाधाएं, सारे टूट जाना, ज्ञान के दीपक से, अँधेरा दूर भगाना। [Verse 2] बुक्स, नोट्स, लैपटॉप, सबकुछ है यहाँ, गुरुओं की टोली, समस्या का समाधान। डाउट्स की खोली, कहीं भी न कोई झंझट, Adda के साथी, हल कर दें हर पर्चा। [Chorus] Education Adda, लक्ष्य जीत के दिखाना, हर एक मदद, हर जवाब, यहां पर पाना। प्रश्नपत्रों के बाधाएं, सारे टूट जाना, ज्ञान के दीपक से, अँधेरा दूर भगाना। [Bridge] हार न मानो, सफलता आएगी जरूर, शिक्षा की राह पर, मिलेगी मंजिल दूर। मिलकर सब साथ, करेंगे हर मिशन पूरा, Adda की टीम से, होगा भविष्य का उजाला। [Verse 3] दिन रात का परिश्रम, लगे रहने का जुनून, Education Adda में, हर विषय का इलाज। दोस्तों के संग, सपनों की उड़े उड़ान, AMU, JMI में, दाखिला है अब आसान।

[Verse] Kitabon se pyaar, shuru humara safar, AMU ka darwaza, JMI ka vaaris sath. Grind karte din raat, sapno ki race, Education Adda pe mile, yeh dono ka ace. [Chorus] Siksha ka safar, yeh hai humari shaan, Adda pe mile, sapne banaye hum insaan. AMU aur JMI, zindagi bhar ki pehchan, Adda ka sahaara, milta sabko armaan. [Verse 2] Classroom ki chaar deewarein, gehre gyaan ke saagar, Teachers ka passion, yaadon mein humare saath. Sawal ka samundar, har jawab ek satar, Sab kuch milta Adda, jahan har ek pariksha asaar. [Bridge] Mehnat ki nadi, behte hum naya kal rakkhe, Adda pe milein, saathi har khushi aur dukh ka pal. Gyaan ka rath chalaayein, sawaalon se bhari pathakatha, AMU-JMI ki thi gaatha, hum hai naye natak. [Chorus] Siksha ka safar, yeh hai humari shaan, Adda pe mile, sapne banaye hum insaan. AMU aur JMI, zindagi bhar ki pehchan, Adda ka sahaara, milta sabko armaan. [Verse 3] Library ki raunak, har kitab mein hai jahaan, Education Adda pe milta, har ek raasta asaan. Tayarian khud ki, mehnat ka hai safar, Mil kar saath badhein, har mushkil ko saaph.

Aah yee Mirando por la ventanilla del avión Pensando en cómo estoy Miro luces muy lejanas Y pienso que tan lejos estoy de casa Dejé mis wachos en el barrio Por pegarme el viaje Esto es para cambiar mi suerte y tener Mejores planes Coro El viaje que cambiara mi destino Por el tiempo que esté lejos Voy a pelearla y todo esto (che) Lo busco por tener un aura mejor Miro un montón de estrellas De todas, las tres juntas me recuerdan a ella Tal vez no tuve tanta suerte como pensé que podía tener. Loco yo me la banco en cada problema La bronca la tengo y en este viaje Desnudo mis penas mirando por la ventanilla de este avión Y se que cuando regrese a casa todo va estar mejor Coro El viaje que cambiara mi destino Por el tiempo que esté lejos Voy a pelearla y todo esto (che) Lo busco por tener un aura mejor Wacho con estos versos termino Escribi esto pensando tantas cosas Y como puedo estar mejor Me deshago en este avión que me lleva A un destino que no es el mejor Ojalá esto termine pronto che Algunos meses lejos de casa Van a doler. pero terminará El dolor cuando vea que logre Todo lo que busque Coro El viaje que cambiara mi destino Por el tiempo que esté lejos Voy a pelearla y todo esto (che) Lo busco por tener un aura mejor Wachos los extraños Pero si estoy en este viaje Es por que busco mejorar Y cuando regrese Se ponen alta cumbia de parte De Nico Está la escribí en el viaje que no quería hacer Pero mirando las estrellas Me desahogué.

[Verse] Back in the classroom, we grindin', no slumber Knowledge in the brain, equations ain't a number Dreamin' 'bout that future, gotta pass that test AMU or JMI, we bringin' our best [Chorus] Education Adda, where legends come to learn Every page we burn, every corner we turn Books open wide, aspirations in flight AMU, JMI, we're reachin' new heights [Verse 2] Teachers like wizards, castin' spells of wisdom Choppin' through the problems, ain't no mental schism Faces in the books, ain't no time to slack We're packin' knowledge weapons, ain't takin' no flak [Chorus] Education Adda, where legends come to learn Every page we burn, every corner we turn Books open wide, aspirations in flight AMU, JMI, we're reachin' new heights [Verse 3] Late nights, caffeine, study like machines Eyes on the prize, chasin' those dreams AMU and JMI, we're aiming for the stars Each solved equation breaks wisdom's bars [Bridge] Family's hope ride on our shoulders strong Carryin' their dreams, we can't go wrong Education Adda, where the future starts In this crucible, we mold our hearts

Jaawli Rap: The Pride Anthem (Ayo, suno bhaiyo, yeh hai Jaawli ka vibe!) Mic check! 1…2… Jaawli in the zone! Verse 1: The Legacy Jaawli ka naam, sunte hi dhamaka, Yahan ke bande bane kanoon ka lakaara! Dilli Police ke stars hain humare, Jo khud ke dum pe khud likhe sahaare! Gangsta vibes, par dil hai safed, Jaawli ka naam chale, toh duniya kare raid! Politics ho ya dhanda kare set, Jaawli ke bande hain har jagah best! 90% Gurjar, unity ka brand, Baaki Pandit aur S.C. ka bhi strong stand. Yeh gaon ek pariwar, sab ka respect, Apna rule hai, unity ka perfect effect! Hook: Jaawli Anthem Jaawli, Jaawli, naam chalta streets pe, Gangsta bhi decent, baat chalti beats pe! Kaam pe dhyan, par izzat hai fight mein, jaawli ke bande hain spotlight mein! Verse 2: The Power Moves Suno bhai, hamare paas hai double game, Government job ya politics ka flame! Top businessmen, sapne bade hain, Gangsta image, par kaam se khade hain. Ekta ka vibe, sabka hai saath, Jaawli ke bande na jhukte, na raat! Shaadi ho ya jagran, dhol bajte loud, Apna culture hai khaas, Gurjar hain proud! Gaon ki mitti, sheher ka swag, Jaawli ka naam kare duniya ko tag! Hook: Jaawli Anthem Jaawli, Jaawli, naam chalta streets pe, Gangsta bhi decent, baat chalti beats pe! Kaam pe dhyan, par izzat hai fight mein, Jaawli ke bande hain spotlight mein! Verse 3: Unity Over Everything Yahan ke bande hain ek se ek sharp, Knowledge aur courage dono ka thaap! Mitti ka rang, par soch platinum, Jaawli ke bande hain gully ke maximum! Pandit bhi saath, S.C. bhi bhai, Sab milke chalenge, yeh kasam hai khudai! Naam yahan gangsta, par hai sachha, Gaon se sheher tak image hai kaccha-pukka. Yeh hai Jaawli, unity ki shaan, Sabka raaj yahan, ekta ka samman! Outro: Pride of Jaawli Haters ko bolo, door rehne ka farmaan, Jaawli ka naam hai, baaki sab pe bhaari maan! Gaon ka dil, politics ki dhadkan, Gurjar community, Jaawli ka champion! Drop the beat! Jaawli se, duniya tak… naam apna shine kare!

Yo, it’s Grom in the game, you know my name, The creepy caretaker bringin’ kids the pain. With my backpack packed and my bombs on blast, I’ll snatch yo’ candy and make your night your last! Hidin’ in the shadows, lurkin’ in the park, Kids runnin’ scared when I’m bringin’ the dark. Throwin’ bombs left, got the chocolate loot, But too much cocoa had me in a dispute. (Chorus) “Grom’s gone wild, on a sugar spree, Kidnap a kid, but who’s kidnapping me? Overdosed on chocolate, too much to chew, Now Grom’s in the ground—R.I.P. to the crew!” Yo, I raided Willy Wonka, took all his stash, Traded it for chaos, yeah, I made that dash. Kids scream loud, and they run in fright, While I munch on my bars in the dead of night. But chocolate’s a villain too, don’t you see? I ate too much, thought I was carefree. Heart beats fast, bombs in my hand, Now I’m the one buried in this cursed land. (Chorus) “Grom’s gone wild, on a sugar spree, Kidnap a kid, but who’s kidnapping me? Overdosed on chocolate, too much to chew, Now Grom’s in the ground—R.I.P. to the crew!” (Outro fades with spooky laughter and echoing chimes) That’s the tale of Grom, let this be a warning, Don’t mess with kids—or chocolate in the morning!

Brotherhood Anthem: Ek Hi Saath Mic check! Bhaiyon ka pyaar, duniya se paar! Verse 1: Elder Brother’s Sacrifice Main bada bhai hoon, tere sapne mera aim, Tere khushi ke liye diya apna fame. Gaon ki mitti se sheher ki gali tak, Tujhe uthane ke liye diya har ek waqt! Tune poocha nahi, par maine chhoda, Apne khwab tere liye maine toda. Tera har dukh mera dard ban gaya, Tu jaha khush, wahi mera ghar ban gaya! Main chhaya banke tere upar raha, Tere raste mein kabhi dhoop na aane diya. Chahe duniya kuch bhi kahe, mujhe bas yeh hai pata, Tu hai mera chhota, aur yeh rishta amar raha! Hook: Bhaiyon Ka Pyaar Ek hi saath, ek hi raah, Zindagi mein har mod pe saath nibhaah. Earning karein, sapne poore yahin, Bhaiyon ka pyaar, duniya mein nahi kahin! Verse 2: Younger Brother’s Respect Main chhota hoon, par pyaar bada hai tera, Mujhpe tuhne jo diya, woh karz bada hai mera. Tera har ek step, mera confidence bana, Teri muskaan se meri duniya sajna. Tu bade se bada, main chhote se chhota, Par respect woh hai jo duniya na dekh paata! Chahe khud thake, mujhe aage chalaya, Tera har ek sapna, mujhe aasmaan tak laya. Bhai, teri baatein mera gurumantra hain, Teri chhaya ke bina meri duniya andhera hai! Hook: Bhaiyon Ka Pyaar Ek hi saath, ek hi raah, Zindagi mein har mod pe saath nibhaah. Earning karein, sapne poore yahin, Bhaiyon ka pyaar, duniya mein nahi kahin! Verse 3: Together Forever Na paisa, na duniya, bas ek cheez chahiye, Tera haath ho saath, toh har safar sahi hai! Kya sheher, kya gaon, kya dhoop, kya saaye, Bhaiyon ka bandhan kabhi door na jaaye. Jo khush tu, wahi meri jeet hai, Tera saath mile, wahi meri zarurat hai. Milke banayenge apna ek sapno ka jahaan, Teri muskaan ho meri har subah ka armaan. Tu hai toh main hoon, yeh baat hai sacchi, Duniya se lad lenge, bas ek baat pakki! Outro: Brotherhood Eternal Bade ka balidaan, chhote ka maan, Saath rahenge yeh hai har ek armaan! Duniya chahe roke, hum door na honge, Zindagi ke safar mein hum hamesha rahenge! Drop the mic! Bhai-bhai ka pyaar, duniya ke paar!

In a town where the sun shines bright, Lives my girl Crystal, a dazzling sight, With her beautiful blonde hair, flowing free, She’s the spark in the night, just wait and see. (Chorus) Oh, Crystal’s fire, lighting up the way, With a heart so big, she’ll brighten up your day, Don’t mess with her friends, or you’ll feel the heat, This cool chick’s got a rhythm that can’t be beat. (Verse 2) Awesome big titties that will knock you the fuck out Leave you hanging there bleeding like a spout. She’s an awesome person, no doubt about that, With a laugh like a song and a heart full of chat, But cross her the wrong way, you’ll quickly find, This girl’s a warrior, fierce and unconfined. (Chorus) Oh, Crystal’s fire, lighting up the way, With a heart so big, she’ll brighten up your day, Don’t mess with her friends, or you’ll feel the heat, This cool chick’s got a rhythm that can’t be beat. (Bridge) In a world full of shadows, she’s the light that shines, With a spirit so strong, she breaks all the lines, A one-of-a-kind girl, she’s here to stay, So if you step to her, better think twice today. (Chorus) Oh, Crystal’s fire, lighting up the way, With a heart so big, she’ll brighten up your day, Don’t mess with her friends, or you’ll feel the heat, This cool chick’s got a rhythm that can’t be beat. (Outro) So here’s to my girl, Crystal, so bold, With a story of strength that’s waiting to be told, In the heart of America, she stands apart, With beautiful blonde hair and a great big heart.

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[VERS 1] -Julstressen är stor nu vid jul och alla ni är ful -Men inte ludde för han är vår ice ice ice star och När ludde kastar Julkulan det blir spice spice spice dag [Refräng] - Av kulla Nathalie gråter och ni alla ser ut som råtter - Meja kalla vår tomte kines men hon luktar som hon fes Vi kommer fortsätta gö gö göra för det är kul och ni är tjejer som inte kan kö kö köra på jul [VERS 2] -Ni tjejer ni tror ni duger men på matte ni Suger -Ni kan inte släpa diss för ni är inte friska och det enda ni kan göra är att diska [Refräng] - Av kulla Nathalie gråter och ni alla ser ut som råtter - Meja kalla vår tomte kines men hon luktar som hon fes Vi kommer fortsätta gö gö göra för det är kul och ni är tjejer som inte kan kö kö köra på jul [Bridge] -Vi killar vi klappar er som en julklapp och eran IQ nivå är samma som någon som har en napp -Ni tror ni är ett snille men imagine att inte ha en kille [Refräng] - Av kulla Nathalie gråter och ni alla ser ut som råtter - Meja kalla vår tomte kines men hon luktar som hon fes Vi kommer fortsätta gö gö göra för det är kul och ni är tjejer som inte kan kö kö köra på jul [Outro] HO HO HO just GO GO GO

[Verse] Yo this the group chat diss clear the air no stress Hatin’ on the ging and the lep call it a mess Y’all talkin’ big but we know you ain't real Chopped cheese in the back man that's no big deal [Verse] Screenshots fly like rumors in the wind You’re all bark no bite just a digital sin Finger warriors typing with nothin’ to lose But face to face y'all the ones who'll choose [Chorus] Group chat blues we're throwin' shade Fake friends out here feelin' betrayed Talk a little less maybe keep it true The screen ain't got nothin' on what you do [Verse] Cappin' so hard with your gifs and memes Behind the pixels cracks start in the seams Clapping back emojis what's that even say Living for the drama like it's a Broadway play [Verse] Threads get heated then you ghost like a pro Seen those receipts we all know the show Seen your vibes man it's all pretense Drop the act yo make some sense [Chorus] Group chat blues we're throwin' shade Fake friends out here feelin' betrayed Talk a little less maybe keep it true The screen ain't got nothin' on what you do