In the shadows of the kitchen, where the demons dare to play, A cauldron of temptation, simmering night and day, Wrapped in tortillas of despair, a fate you can't outrun, A feast of dark desires, under the flickering sun. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Verse 2) Chili peppers like daggers, slicing through the night, A symphony of flavors, a brutal appetite, With each bite a battle, a war you can't resist, The mayhem of the salsa, a twisted, fiery fist. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Bridge) Ravenous gorging, the darkness takes its toll, Each layer a coffin, as it swallows your soul, Cilantro like poison, creeping through your veins, With every deadly morsel, you’re shackled by the chains. (Solo) [Electric guitar wails, screaming through the night, A solo of anguish, the embodiment of fright.] (Verse 3) In the aftermath of pleasure, regret begins to rise, A stomach full of nightmares, a banquet of demise, The guacamole graveyard, where the lost flavors lie, Feeding on your weakness, as you let out a sigh. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Outro) So embrace your dark cravings, let the torment begin, For in the dance of burritos, you’ll find solace in sin, B34N Burrit0z, the ultimate delight, A heavy metal banquet, in the throes of the night!
bean burrito
English
The lyrics evoke a sense of dark humor, temptation, and a struggle with indulgence. There's a playful yet sinister tone that reflects the complex relationship people have with food, particularly when it comes to cravings and guilt.
This song can be utilized in various scenarios such as food festivals, culinary-themed events, or comedic performances about food. It could also serve as an amusing addition to a social media campaign centered around comfort food or dark humor.
The song features vivid imagery and metaphorical language, using culinary terms to describe emotions and sensations. The structure includes verses, a catchy chorus, and a bridge, with a guitar solo that aligns with the heavy metal style, emphasizing the intense feelings conveyed through the lyrics.
[Verse] Lightning crashes high Echoes through the sky Gods above They cry Warriors never die [Verse 2] Chains are breaking free Chaos for all to see Legacy of fury Written in destiny [Chorus] Feel the thunder roar God of War No more Ragnarok The end Fate we can't suspend [Verse 3] Mountains split in two Chaos coming through Heroes' final stand In death We command [Bridge] Ancient prophecies Blood-stained legacies Breach eternity In violent harmony [Verse 4] Odin's fall from grace Tears streak down his face Worlds collide in rage Scenes upon a stage
Private Hazard, a coder so grand, In Conroe, Texas, he makes his stand. TFR mod, his heart's desire, But chances blown, set his soul on fire. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Verse 2) HOI4, your passion, your digital art, But deadlines missed, tore the team apart. Promises broken, trust betrayed, A reputation shattered, a price to be paid. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Bridge) Conroe nights, filled with pizza and code, A dream of modding, a heavy load. But laziness crept in, and procrastination took hold, Leaving your talent wasted, your story untold. (Chorus) Oh, Hazard, Hazard, with belly so round, Unemployed and coding, your fame will resound. Littlebuddy by your side, a loyal friend, But chances you squander, time and again. (Outro) Will Hazard rise, from the ashes of failure, Or fade into obscurity, a cautionary tale? Only time will tell, if he can mend his ways, And reclaim his place, in the modding game's maze.
Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!
Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t match, She’s walking Cornwall with quite the batch! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told the tale, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale!
In the shadows of the kitchen, where the demons dare to play, A cauldron of temptation, simmering night and day, Wrapped in tortillas of despair, a fate you can't outrun, A feast of dark desires, under the flickering sun. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Verse 2) Chili peppers like daggers, slicing through the night, A symphony of flavors, a brutal appetite, With each bite a battle, a war you can't resist, The mayhem of the salsa, a twisted, fiery fist. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Bridge) Ravenous gorging, the darkness takes its toll, Each layer a coffin, as it swallows your soul, Cilantro like poison, creeping through your veins, With every deadly morsel, you’re shackled by the chains. (Solo) [Electric guitar wails, screaming through the night, A solo of anguish, the embodiment of fright.] (Verse 3) In the aftermath of pleasure, regret begins to rise, A stomach full of nightmares, a banquet of demise, The guacamole graveyard, where the lost flavors lie, Feeding on your weakness, as you let out a sigh. (Chorus) B34N Burrit0z, the curse that you crave, Filled with fire and fury, a taste that enslaves, A roll of midnight madness, wrapped in blackened dreams, In the depths of the hunger, hear the tortured screams! (Outro) So embrace your dark cravings, let the torment begin, For in the dance of burritos, you’ll find solace in sin, B34N Burrit0z, the ultimate delight, A heavy metal banquet, in the throes of the night!
May I have your attention please? I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To have a seizure (to have a seizure) Everybody (everybody) Come take my nose (come take my nose) We'll walk through Sesame Street together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm His noses are long, hairs none existence, GYATTs are smelly There's food on his bucket already, Eminem's boreana He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to have a seizure, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, And I am, skibidi toilet If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am, skibidi toilet If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am You better diarrhea You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to have a seizure This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better diarrhea You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to have a seizure This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo So lets go back Follow the Tik Tok as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through Sesame Street I once used to call home sweet home Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the underground now And when I'm gone, just have a seizure, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my long noses Just know that I'm looking down on you dying And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just diarrhea And when he's gone, just have a seizure, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his none existence hairs Just know that he's looking down on you mewing And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just diarrhea in your bucket.
(Strophe 1) Im stillen Örtchen, da passiert Magie, Wo die Lüfte wehen, da bleibst du nie. Ein kleiner Knall, oh welch Melodie, Ein Duft der Freiheit, das riechst sogar du! (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Strophe 2) Da sitzt man friedlich, in Gedanken vertieft, Doch plötzlich: Plopp! – hat das Klo was gekriegt! Der Furz gibt Takt, die Schüssel swingt mit, Das ist Kunst, das Klo macht den Hit. (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Bridge) Manche riechen Rosen, andere eher nicht, Doch so ist das Leben – wer furzt, der bricht. Ob groß, ob klein, wir sind alle gleich, Ein König auf’m Thron – das ist doch reich! (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Outro) Also feier den Furz, das Klo als Thron, Wir alle brauchen’s – da gibt’s kein Davon. Ein Lied fürs Leben, von Flutsch und Wind, Wir lachen darüber, egal, wer wir sind!
(Strophe 1) Im stillen Örtchen, da passiert Magie, Wo die Lüfte wehen, da bleibst du nie. Ein kleiner Knall, oh welch Melodie, Ein Duft der Freiheit, das riechst sogar du! (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Strophe 2) Da sitzt man friedlich, in Gedanken vertieft, Doch plötzlich: Plopp! – hat das Klo was gekriegt! Der Furz gibt Takt, die Schüssel swingt mit, Das ist Kunst, das Klo macht den Hit. (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Bridge) Manche riechen Rosen, andere eher nicht, Doch so ist das Leben – wer furzt, der bricht. Ob groß, ob klein, wir sind alle gleich, Ein König auf’m Thron – das ist doch reich! (Refrain) Furz und Flutsch, der Tag ist gerettet, Manch einer lacht, der andere wird gebettet. Das stille Örtchen, ein Ort der Poesie, Hier wird gelacht, das vergisst du nie! (Outro) Also feier den Furz, das Klo als Thron, Wir alle brauchen’s – da gibt’s kein Davon. Ein Lied fürs Leben, von Flutsch und Wind, Wir lachen darüber, egal, wer wir sind!
[Verse] Isik steps in with swagger so wrong Trips on his shoelace can't follow along Reads the directions upside down Thinks he's the king but wears a paper crown [Verse 2] Asks me how to spell cat with a K Misspelled his own name in a major way Wonders why his shoes don’t fit Left on the right foot what a misfit [Chorus] Oh Isik why you always so lost Navigating life at such a high cost Every step is like a comedy scene Living life in a perpetual dream [Bridge] Forgets to bring his keys oh well Locks himself out it's becoming a spell Thinks Wi-Fi comes from the sky Every day he wonders why [Verse 3] Mixes shampoo with his toast Calls tech support to fix a broken ghost Asks if fish can ride bikes Gets confused by traffic lights [Chorus] Oh Isik why you always so lost Navigating life at such a high cost Every step is like a comedy scene Living life in a perpetual dream
[Verse] In a land of shadow and stone A hero's heart is never alone Beowulf stands tall and fierce With a sword that cuts through fear's tears [Verse 2] Across the seas he sails with might To face the monster in the night Grendel falls by his strong hand A legend born from battle's stand [Chorus] Warrior's cry echoes high Beowulf will never die Bravery's fire lights the sky In the end we all must try [Verse 3] The dragon roared with fiery breath But Beowulf stood to face death Clad in armor brave and bold A tale of courage once foretold [Verse 4] With his last breath victory he claimed In hero's glory he’s forever famed No fear could ever hold him down He wore both sword and crown [Chorus] Warrior's cry echoes high Beowulf will never die Bravery's fire lights the sky In the end we all must try
Roll another blunt Yeah (ooh-ooh-ooh) (La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) (La, ta, ta (La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la) I was gonna clean my room until I got high (ooh) I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) My room is still messed up, and I know why (why? Man) 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on y'all, check it out) I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) I'm taking it next semester and I know why (why? Man) 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (got to the next one, got to the next one) I was gonna go to court before I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh) I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (no, you wouldn't, yeah) They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why? Man) 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high (uh, I'm serious man) I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why? Man) 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high (oh, I'm serious) I was gonna eat yo' pussy too, but then I got high (oh) Now I'm jacking off, and I know why (turn this shit up) 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) I messed up my entire life because I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh) I lost my kids and wife because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why? Man) 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high (baby, oh) I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (yeah, bring it back, bring it back) And if I don't sell one copy, I know why (why? Man) 'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
