The real zezima

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Zezima please stand up?
I repeat. Will the real Zezima please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you've never seen a high level before
Jaws all on the floor like Jagex team just walked in the door
I started creating terror in Runescape years before,
I shall end this forever more
I've got so many impersonators. It's true. Not lying.
And The Old Nite said... Nothing you idiots The Old Nite's dead
I'll fix this don't worry
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,
Sometimes I wanna go on TV and let loose,
Its not any worse than me dressed like a moose.
But it's OK for the Jagex to try and ban me.
Old Nite's down with this. Old Nite's down with that.
And if he's lucky he might become my door mat.
If he trys to get me one more time,
Then he will have to hear me rhyme.
Of course video games make you do strange things.
By the time your not a noob youre making diamond rings.
I'll own and kill now thats easy and plain.
They all just think I'm here to cause pain.
All those noobs out there must got a main.
I'm like a fast animal, you can't catch me.
The one in castle wars, that's not real me.
My information goes on internet or even TV
No one dares say they don't know me.
And there's a million of us just like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk, player kill like me
Full dragon like me, braggin' to be me
That might you say just may it be!
(x2)
I'm Zezima. Yes, I'm the Zezima.
And you other Zezima's are just imatating
So won't the real Zezima please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?
(Door crashing sound)
Real Zezima caught!