The Apocalypse of the Prophet Finger

It’s the end of Hilary Term, Hilary Term, Hilary Term Though you will all soon return return return We’ll miss you at weekends, weekends weekends (bom, bom, bom) Though we know your study transcends, the Law library the Law library It’s hard to say farewell, But we’ve rung the final bell. (bom, bom, bom) The Weekend Team will go And drown our sorrows in Merlot. Merlot Merlot

"The Return of Eddie" (as preached by the Prophet Finger) (Verse 1) In the neon streets where the mystics meet, A voice arose with a cosmic beat, Prophet Finger stood so tall, Said, "Hear me now, hear the call!" (Pre-Chorus) He comes with laughter, light in hand, From Beverly Hills to the promised land, He walks the planes, through space and time, With golden grin and jokes divine! (Chorus) Ohhh Eddie, Eddie Murphy! Bringing truth in jokes so worthy! From Delirious to divine, Lift us up beyond the line! (Verse 2) Finger spoke of sacred scenes, Coming to America in our dreams, A chariot made of VHS, Shining bright, oh Lord, we’re blessed! (Pre-Chorus) With every laugh, we break our chains, He whispers wisdom through the pain, "Banana in the tailpipe," oh, so wise, The cosmic joke will open eyes! (Chorus) Ohhh Eddie, Eddie Murphy! Bringing truth in jokes so worthy! From Delirious to divine, Lift us up beyond the line! (Bridge – Spoken Word by Prophet Finger) "Bow your heads and open your minds! For he who made the donkey talk in Shrek, And conquered Hollywood with his holy flex, Now returns, in celestial mirth, To guide our souls beyond this Earth!" (Outro – Choir Chanting in Harmony) "Ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho! Eddie’s here, now let’s all go!" Ascending high, beyond the sky, With laughter’s wings, we learn to fly! (Final Chorus – Explosive Celebration!) Ohhh Eddie, Eddie Murphy! Bringing truth in jokes so worthy! Finger’s words, the path is clear, Take us home, the time is near!

Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb ding pow oh wow indian pow wow mucho mierda. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow poopy wow wobbly doo. dung throw. The best time for da rivery is now (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) Ching chang chung and who flung poo Bing bang bow ting tang and a dirty shoe King cream thong lyrics in the song Filipino asians song hip hop a big dong Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb ding pow oh wow indian pow wow mucho mierda. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow poopy wow wobbly doo. dung throw. Wow ow lunch special on now! We dry are car to derivery terribry we try Got your order and we know you round eye Round eye so funny we said Vietnamese Charlie tree slope head Agent orange is totally safe they said. (Mike D On Scene) (round eye and slope heads unite noodles and spice, they all paid the price!) Wars like this are unnecessary most of them are scary. Politics take a side either way they died. Kill them for their country. Make them die for their country. (We will live for ours. ) (they die for theirs. ) Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb Ching, dung,bung shing chow ping pow Ching. chang dung earholes be numb Chickenhead peckin on the floor so dumb. (no that's just a bread crumb) Take you to school and back to class Smells a bit weird when blacks twerk ass (shay butter) Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide We got a plate of food we all trying to eat Twerkin while eating should be obsolete. (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) (reunite our collective human feelings) Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide Chinese food don't be rude. Awakened by the taste and the smell. Worldwide love of food music art Time will tell.

Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb ding pow oh wow indian pow wow mucho mierda. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow poopy wow wobbly doo. dung throw. The best time for da rivery is now (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) Ching chang chung and who flung poo Bing bang bow ting tang and a dirty shoe King cream thong lyrics in the song Filipino asians song hip hop a big dong Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb ding pow oh wow indian pow wow mucho mierda. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow poopy wow wobbly doo. dung throw. Wow ow lunch special on now! We dry are car to derivery terribry we try Got your order and we know you round eye Round eye so funny we said Vietnamese Charlie trees slope head Agent orange is totally safe they said. (Mike D On Scene) (Got dark for a minute so back to the food!) Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb Ching, dung,bung shing chow ping pow Ching. chang dung earholes be numb Chickenhead peckin on the floor so dumb. (no that's just a bread crumb) Take you to school and back to class Smells a bit weird when blacks twerk ass (shay butter) Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide We got a plate of food we all trying to eat Twerkin while eating should be obsolete. (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) (fade out) Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide Chinese food don't be rude. Awakened by the taste and the smell. If you don't like it you can go to..

Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb ding pow oh wow indian pow wow mucho mierda. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow poopy wow wobbly doo. dung throw. The best time for da rivery is now (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) Ching chang chung and who flung poo Bing bang bow ting tang and a dirty shoe King cream thong lyrics in the song Filipino asians song hip hop a big dong Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb ding pow oh wow indian pow wow mucho mierda. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow poopy wow wobbly doo. dung throw. Wow ow lunch special on now! We dry are car to derivery terribry we try Got your order and we know you round eye Round eye so funny we said Vietnamese Charlie trees slope head Agent orange is totally safe they said. (Mike D On Scene) (Got dark for a minute so back to the food!) Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb Ching, dung,bung shing chow ping pow Ching. chang dung earholes be numb Chickenhead peckin on the floor so dumb. (no that's just a bread crumb) Take you to school and back to class Smells a bit weird when blacks twerk ass (shay butter) Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide We got a plate of food we all trying to eat Twerkin while eating should be obsolete. (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) (fade out) Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide Smooth like shay butter, slick when I glide, Drippin’ that glow, got the shine worldwide Chinese food don't be rude. Awakened by the taste and the smell. If you don't like it you can go to..

Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb ding pow oh wow indian pow wow mucho mierda. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow poopy wow wobbly doo. dung throw. The best time for da rivery is now (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) Ching chang chung and who flung poo Bing bang bow ting tang and a dirty shoe King cream thong lyrics in the song Filipino asians song hip hop a big dong Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb ding pow oh wow indian pow wow mucho mierda. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow poopy wow wobbly doo. dung throw. Wow ow lunch special on now! We dry are car to derivery terribry we try Got your order and we know you round eye Round eye so funny we said Vietnamese Charlie trees slope head Agent orange is totally safe they said. (Mike D On Scene) (Got dark for a minute so back to the food!) Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung.Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. thumb, thumb,bung shing chow ping dung. Take you to school and back to class Smells a bit weird when blacks twerk ass We got a plate of food we all trying to eat Twerkin while eating should be obsolete. (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) Work Don't Twerk.

Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo) Ching chang chung and who flung poo Bing bang bow ting tang and a dirty shoe King cream thong lyrics in the song Filipino asians song hip hop a big dong We dry are car to derivery terribly we try Got your order and we know you round eye Vietnams call us slope head Now agent orange got most you dead. (Mike D On Scene) Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now Take you to school back to class It weird when blacks twerk ass We got a plate of food we all trying to eat Twerkin while eating should be obsolete. (Ching chang dung sumting Wong bing dang owe We too low Holy Fuk, We To Lo)

Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now Get your food da-rivered at an amazing pace We know your round eye is upon your face You say that our face head is a slope head After all the years ya'll fattys got fed. Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now We understand what has come to pass We all like it when fat blacks twerk ass We got a plate of food we all trying to eat Got a twerking to the beat indiscreet. Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now Tasty food should be understood (but it don't) Ya'll make a softy then make a wood. (deliciously steamed meats) It aint happening unless Asian feast. Food is in my belly, duck please. (fa-ra-ra-ra) (fa-ra-ra-ra)(fa-ra-ra-ra) (fa-ra-ra-ra) Duck please.

Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now Get your food da-rivered at an amazing pace We know your round eye is upon your face You say that our face head is a slope head After all the years ya'll fattys got fed. Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now We understand what has come to pass We all like it when fat blacks twerk ass We got a plate of food we all trying to eat Got a twerking to the beat indiscreet. Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now Tasty food should be understood (but it don't) Ya'll make a softy then make a wood. (deliciously steamed meats) It aint happening unless Asian feast. Food is in my belly, duck please. (fa-ra-ra-ra) (fa-ra-ra-ra)(fa-ra-ra-ra) (fa-ra-ra-ra) Duck please.

Ching chang dung your lyrics are dumb The best finger in your bum is the thumb. Ping bang dow Ching chang ping dow The best time for da rivery is now Get your food da-rivered at an amazing pace We know your round eye is upon your face You say that our face head is a slope head After all the years ya'll fattys got fed. We understand what has come to pass Nobody knows why blacks twerk they ass I got a plate of food that I'm trying to eat Instead you got a ho twerking to the beat Multicultural ok guess its understood (but they won't) Let me get a softy and make a wood. (shoot a load if ya could) It aint happening unless Chinese. Food is in my belly, bitch please. (get me a dr. pepper refill) (get me a dr. pepper refill) (get me a dr. pepper refill)

In a strip mall where questions occur Are lo mein dishes worth the stir? Chicken so juicy, it’s practically a crime, Buffet hey, I guess it’s “good enough” this time. (Ching chang bong bow sum ting wong) The sauce drips like honey, sticky and bold, But let’s be real, it’s just doing what it's told. Fry the wonton, yeah, that’s a great plan, Too bad you can’t handle the heat, man. (steam dumprings in a pan) In this joyous feast, I’m living the dream, While you’re still struggling how to say Fry Rye. (fried rice) Fry Rye! (Ching chang how can the eggs be fun young?) Can't figure out chopstick, don't know why? Something about being a dumb round-eye? Fry Rye Steem Dumpreens. (fry rye steem dumpreens) Noodles keep stretching, but so does your waist, Big fat Americans love our taste Sweet and sour? Oh sure, it’s fine, The Bingo call B9 the tumor is benign (so you can keep your tits) Lo Mane and WonTon quality remain. The taste and spice remain the same. (delicious and fresh) Steamed dump rings keep in your loop. Keep eating fast food eating that poop. (get a spoon if your doin pho) Oh hey there's also bon may. sandwiches on scene oh yay! Vietnamese if you please. Vietnam's if you don't please. (if you don't like it) (fade out vocals:) (Take the fortune cookie and get the fuck out. Take the fortune cookie and get the fuck out.Take the fortune cookie and get the fuck out.)