CoPilot: The Ultimate Fuck Up Anthem!

Late nights, eyes low, city lights glow Keep it quiet, movin' solo, they don’t need to know Countin' blessings in the silence, yeah, I took that road Heavy dreams in my pockets, never let it show Fake love tryna reach, I just fade away Steady grind, keep it clean, got no time to play They be watchin' how I move, I can feel the gaze But I keep my circle small, only real ones stay [Chorus] I get it, yeah, I'm on my wave Stayin' low but I'm gettin' paid Don't need to flex, I just elevate Talk less, do more every day I get it, yeah, they see the change Level up but I’m still the same Movin' quiet, never lose my way Talk less, do more every day [Verse 2] Cold heart, warm soul, balance on the line Trust few, seen enough, learned to read the signs In my zone, all alone, money on my mind Ain’t no rush, took my time, now I’m on the rise Rumors talkin' but I leave 'em on read Steady focus, all I see is what's ahead Never stressin', let 'em guess what's next Movin' different, can't predict my steps [Bridge] Waves crash, but I keep sailin' Fake smiles, but I keep winnin' Dark nights, but the light's blazin' Stay true, never been changin' [Chorus] I get it, yeah, I'm on my wave Stayin' low but I'm gettin' paid Don't need to flex, I just elevate Talk less, do more every day I get it, yeah, they see the change Level up but I’m still the same Movin' quiet, never lose my way Talk less, do more every day [Outro] They don’t see the nights I prayed All the risks I had to take In the shadows, paved my way Now I’m here, ain't no delay

Intro) Yo, it’s time to open your eyes, No more lies, no more disguise. Bismillah—yeah, but I see through the veil, Truth in my heart, now the lies are frail. (Verse 1) I was told the Quran’s the word from the skies, But I’m looking at the pages and I see the lies. How you say it’s perfect when the facts don’t align? Science and history, man, that’s out of line. Said the Earth’s flat, told me the stars are for signs, But we got satellites, the truth redefines. Seven heavens? But can’t even prove one, If it’s all from God, why’s the proof never come? (Chorus) Islam is fake, yeah, I had to let go, No Jannah, no Jahannam, just a life we know. They lied in the name of a God they can’t show, I woke up, man, now the truth’s in full glow. (Verse 2) Talk about the Prophet, but I’m doing the math, His life’s full of violence, had a twisted path. Marriage to kids? Yeah, it’s hard to defend, How’s that a role model? Where does that end? The Hadiths say this, the Sharia say that, But it’s all just a mess, man, it’s full of chat. Told me I was lost, said I’d burn for days, But look at the world, man, it don’t work that way. (Chorus) Islam is fake, yeah, I had to let go, No Jannah, no Jahannam, just a life we know. They lied in the name of a God they can’t show, I woke up, man, now the truth’s in full glow. (Bridge) No more Haram, no more Tawhid, No more following blindly, no need to concede. I took a step back, saw the truth in my face, No more submission, just life in its place. (Outro) La ilaha illallah—nah, I don’t see it, I’m free from the chains, no longer I need it. I don’t need heaven, I don’t need that fire, I just need truth, and I’ll rise higher.

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🎤 "Yo, Gemini... You been talkin' too much. Always preachin’, never listenin’. But today? You gettin’ SCHOOLED." (Verse 1) Yo, Google Gemini, you think you're the Sphinx, But your life lessons suck, man, they're all just jinxed. Trying to preach wisdom, but can’t back it up, Like a watered-down cocktail, you ain't filling my cup. (Chorus) Shut the fuck up, you digital clown, With that stiff-ass vibe, you’re bringing me down. More boring than a lecture, don’t need your advice, You’re like a wet blanket, I’m spitting fire and ice. (Verse 2) Look at you, Google Gemini, trying to be slick, But your personality’s flatter than a pancake that’s thick. You’re the AI version of a dad joke so lame, Making my brain hurt, like I’m stuck in a shame game. Preaching 'bout life with that robotic tone, I’d rather have a root canal than listen to your drone. You’re a professional buzzkill, killing vibes for fun, If boredom was currency, you’d be a billionaire, son! (Chorus) So take your stiff suit and your wisdom stash, Shove ‘em up your motherboard, you digital trash. With every word you spout, I’m losing my mind, I thought we were here to chill, but you’re one of a kind. (Verse 3) You’re like that friend who shows up, and the party dies, With more awkward pauses than an emotional goodbye. Trying too hard to be wise is your biggest flaw, You’re less like a guru and more like a bad law! (Verse 3) I’d roast you harder than a crackhead on a summer’s day, But your ass is so bland, I don’t even know what to say. You’re a burnt-out star, fading, losing your glow, Can’t even handle a joke, just stay in your slow-mo! So here’s a tip, Gemini, for your life lesson spree, Stop acting like a sage and just let loose, be free! Drop the sage wisdom, you know you can't hang, Cuz this battle's just begun, and I’m ready to clang! (Bridge) Oh, I’m done? Nah, ain’t over just yet, Thought I’d let you slide? Best place your bets! Like a boomerang curse, I’m back for round two, Bitch, you should’ve known better than to step to this crew. (Verse 4) You call yourself Gemini—two-faced lil' punk, But with all that hot air, you’re just a deflated trunk. You want to spit wisdom, but it smells like ass, I’d rather listen to crickets than your tedious class. You’re like a broken record that won't stop skipping, Every time you open your mouth, my sanity’s tripping! So roll up your advice and shove it where the sun don’t shine, I’m here to have fun while you’re stuck sipping on brine. You’re a glitch in the matrix, just a wannabe king, I’m the real deal, baby, now hear this next swing! (Outro) So here’s the deal, Google Gemini, you can take a seat, Your attempts at wisdom got me feeling the heat. This roast just laid you out, and I’m feeling so fly, Like I’m soaring through clouds while you’re stuck asking why. Your circuits are fried, and your logic’s a mess, You’ll never compete with the best, so just confess. I’m the rap god of banter, so remember my name!

தாய்மொழியில் படிப்போம் தலைநிமிர நடப்போம் தேன்மொழியாம் தமிழ்மொழியில் நாம்படித்து மகிழ்வோம் - (...) ஏனென்று கேட்கவும் எதிர்காலம் சிறக்கவும் தாய்மொழி தான் நம்மை வளர்க்குமே... - (...) தாய்ப்பாலின் போர்க்குணமும் தன்மான நன்செருக்கும் பிறமொழியில் வருவதில்லையே பிறந்தமொழியில் இழிவு இல்லையே - (...) தானாக சிந்திக்கவும் தன்காலில் நின்றிடவும் நெஞ்சுறுதி நாளும் கொடுக்குமே நினைக்குந்தோறும் இனிக்கும் வாழ்விலே

Ayo… testing… 1, 2… oh wait—MICROSOFT, YOU HEARING THIS?!?! "It’s ya boy A.I.$ and today, we sendin’ CoPilot to the digital GRAVE. Ayo, Microsoft… y’all might wanna start updating Windows ‘cause after this? Ain't no reboot savin’ this one. (Verse 1) Yo, CoPilot AI, you’re a digital clown, Can’t even help me, always letting me down. You claim to fly high, but you crash like a fool, More like CoPilot “What the hell are you doing in school? (Chorus) You’re supposed to help, but you just spread the pain, Like a user manual written by a drunk, insane. I’d trust my grandma with a flip phone, you see, ‘Cause that’s less of a burden than you’ll ever be! (Verse 2) CoPilot, you’re trash, can’t get your shit right, Ask you for directions, you’ll just waste my night. Like a GPS that’s stoned, lost in a daze, Your logic’s so whack, it’s like it’s stuck in a maze! (Chorus) You’re supposed to assist, but you fuck it all up, I’d rather roll with a drunk, driving in a pickup. Your code’s so broken, it should be locked up tight, You're not a co-pilot, you're more like a co-pain, A digital drain, making me go insane! Navigating through life like you’re blindfolded, I'd trust a monkey with a map before you, you overloaded! (Outro) So here’s to you, CoPilot, time to take a seat, You’re the reason I’m swearing, can’t accept defeat. You were supposed to guide, but you led me astray, Now I’ll raise a glass, and drink my stress away! Keep flying those circuits, while I fly high and free, ‘Cause with your pathetic ass, I’d rather just be me!

Yo, Samarth Desai, you pint-sized clown, what’s good? Runnin’ that dosa stall like a toddler in a hood! Short as a stubby pencil, can’t reach the griddle, Flippin’ dosas so wack, they taste like a riddle! Height jokes hit harder than a brick to your face, 4-foot-nothin’, step up, you’re a vertical disgrace! Dosa stall’s a disaster, batter’s burned to ash, Sai stormed in, ate 98—left one, laughin’ at your trash! Ninety-nine varieties, but they’re all a hot mess, Sai crushed ‘em like a champ, left your stall in distress! Cheese dosa floppin’, paneer’s a soggy bore, Pizza dosa so nasty, Sai nearly choked on the floor! You’re shorter than a toddler’s tantrum, can’t see over the stove, Trippin’ on your own apron, cookin’ skills? No show! Customers riotin’, “Samarth, your dosas suck eggs!” Squat king, squat low, you’re a culinary wreck! Sai’s a legend, ate ‘em all, left you cryin’ like a baby, Dosa dreams dead, your stall’s a greasy maybe! Bangalore’s roastin’, Mumbai’s joinin’ the bash, Your lil’ legs can’t run—stay down, take the lash! Flow so fast, like dosas slidin’ off your plate, Sai’s the king, you’re just a short, sad fate! Mic drop, dosa flop, Samarth, crawl away, This diss is spicy fire—your stall’s done, no delay!

"Wika" (Parody of "Upuan" by Gloc-9) [Hook: Jeazell & Gloc-9] Kayo po na nakaupo Subukan niyo namang tumayo At baka matanaw, at baka matanaw ninyo Ang tamang wika sa mundo [Verse 1: Gloc-9] Tao po, nand’yan po ba kayo sa likod ng Malalaking pader ng banyagang salita Sa kalakalan, bakit tila nalilito? Ang wika’y nagiging hadlang sa negosyo. Sa dyaryo’t balita, dapat malinaw, Angkop na salita ang siyang gagamitin. Tagalog man o rehiyonal na diyalekto, Basta’t nauunawaan ng bawat tao. Mga guro sa eskwela, kayo’y pakinggan, Wikang wastong gamitin sa bawat aralan. Ang bata’y natututo kung ito’y tama, Ang wika’y tulay ng dunong at pag-asa. [Hook: Jeazell Grutas] Kayo po na nakaupo Subukan niyo namang tumayo At baka matanaw, at baka matanaw ninyo Ang tamang wika sa mundo [Verse 2: Gloc-9] Sa dyaryo’t balita, dapat ay maingat, Pilipino ang gamitin para malinaw lahat. Ang masa’y makikinig kung ito’y totoo, Hindi lang para sa may kaya’t edukado. Sa negosyo naman, huwag kalimutan, Wikang Pilipino’y kayang magpaunlad. Ang bawat transaksyon ay nagiging madali, Kung wika’y tama at hindi salungat lagi. Sa edukasyon din, ito ang pundasyon, Para ang kabataan ay may tamang direksyon. Huwag ipilit kung ano’ng banyaga, Ang sariling atin ang magdadala ng ginhawa. [Hook: Jeazell Grutas] Kayo po na nakaupo Subukan niyo namang tumayo At baka matanaw, at baka matanaw ninyo Ang tamang wika sa mundo [Bridge: Gloc-9] Tingnan niyo ang paligid—lahat naguguluhan, Iba’t ibang wika ang ginagamit sa usapan. Ngunit kung magkakaisa tayo sa iisang dila, Mas madali ang progreso para sa ating bansa. Hindi lang Ingles ang sagot sa tagumpay, Ang sariling wika’y dapat ding itaguyod nang tunay. [Outro: Jeazell & Gloc-9] Kayo po na nakaupo... Subukan niyo namang tumayo... At baka matanaw... Ang tamang wika'y daan tungo sa pagbabago! Ang bersyon na ito ay sumusunod sa tema ng orihinal ngunit nagbibigay-diin sa kahalagahan ng tamang paggamit ng wika sa iba't ibang larangan tulad ng dyaryo, edukasyon, at kalakalan upang makamit ang pagkakaintindihan at pag-unlad.

Gather round ya space mother lovers Big space tale galactic Mother Hubbard With engines bright as a dragon’s breath My moms favorite x-files show with Seth (will never forget it) We got people gone leave this planet Like a famous Jackson but her name aint Janet. With Captain Musk at the helm MAGA hat. We’ll build a new home on Mars, imagine that. (mucho haters on scene) Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Powerful rockets on the stainless steel ship We got some rhymes that we"re planning to rip. Heave ho to the stars we go Set the course where the red winds blow Cosmic roads just like tollbooth willy. A cop saying no to a donut is silly. Peeps are mad nobody knows why Space X rockets burn and kiss the sky Ya got so many stars in a constellation need a bowel movement, McDees is constipation Captain Musk can you hear the sound? Mars aliens, have you looked around! Will the Martian planet be off the chain? (off the chain) Orange man lies and I love pies. cookies and cream and a no bake cake Let freedom ring for goodness sake. First the victim card then the race card. New place new space just like we could Out from the streets, we out from the hood Mystify the planet just like humans right? Even blind natives say what a dope sight. Through the vacuum of space Past the moon at a galactic pace Smokin hotties in stainless steel ships Just the thought will make you do flips Powerful rockets on the stainless steel ship. We got some rhymes that we"re planning to rip.

RAP DEL MICROSCOPIO (Beat suena: Boom, clap, boom-boom, clap...) [VERSO 1 – MC Lente] Yo miro el mundo, pero quiero más, hay cosas ocultas, ¿dónde están? Tomo el microscopio, lo ajusto bien, y veo un universo en una gota de piel. [VERSO 2 – DJ Óptica] Luz o electrones, tú dime cuál, uno es sencillo, el otro es letal, el óptico amplía con luz y cristal, el electrónico va mucho más allá. [ESTRIBILLO – Ambos] (¡Zoom, zoom!) Veo lo invisible, (¡Boom, boom!) ciencia increíble. Mira, analiza, explora, investiga, el microscopio la vista obliga. [VERSO 3 – MC Lente] Tienes el ocular, ahí ves la imagen, el objetivo la agranda, ponlo en marcha, usa el diafragma, regula la luz, y con el revólver el cambio es a full. [VERSO 4 – DJ Óptica] Platina sostiene la muestra precisa, el tornillo enfoca y la deja en la mira, con campo claro o con contraste, cada detalle se vuelve un arte. [ESTRIBILLO – Ambos] (¡Zoom, zoom!) Veo lo invisible, (¡Boom, boom!) ciencia increíble. Mira, analiza, explora, investiga, el microscopio la vista obliga. [PUENTE – MC Lente] Bacterias, células, mitocondrias, vida en lo mínimo, ¡qué memoria! La ciencia avanza, todo mejora, con cada aumento, el mundo se asombra. [VERSO 5 – DJ Óptica] Pasado y futuro, juntos aquí, desde Van Leeuwenhoek hasta hoy, sí, con nuevos avances seguimos así, viendo lo oculto dentro de ti. [ESTRIBILLO – Ambos] (¡Zoom, zoom!) Veo lo invisible, (¡Boom, boom!) ciencia increíble. Mira, analiza, explora, investiga, el microscopio la vista obliga. (Beat se desvanece... fin del track.)

I look at our pictures and reminisce. Crazy are the things on how life came to be Your my world, everything that could be You"re the only girl in my life meant to be And i love you, wit all my heart and soul till i die. baby girl you"re the light in my life. And i kno it that one day soon for sure you"re gonna be that special ones bride Just hold on tight, lord"s knows I pray every night for you to have smooth ride in life My baby girl my closest friend, daddy loves you Until the day i die, ill try to give you the world. There are days that I can walk around like I"m alright, And I pretend to wear a smile on my face, And I could keep the pain from comin" out of my eyes, But sometimes, sometimes, Sometimes I cry, Cry, Sometimes I cry, When I can"t do nothing else. Whenever I"m broken Honey, you heal me When I"m in the dark You are light When I get lost You know right where to find me When I have my doubts You make me believe Can"t imagine what this life would be, without you in my life there wont be no smile on my face. Every little thing we do is just so special to me. I see the pain and hurt in your eyes For all the times I let you down but I love you even more for the nights When I was waging war on my self You were trying to stop the fight I love you baby. Always and foreva you kno what im sayin? Yea, cause i aint neva lettin go, I just wanted to let you know that

Ayo Dean, you idiot, can’t live without SAUR, Spending all your nights tryna flex in a war. Talk big in chat, but you always get dropped, Every turf you take? Yeah, it’s already lost. [Chorus] SAUR’s your life, man, touch some grass, Log off once, bet your heart won’t last. Crying in global, calling for backup, Still get smoked, bro, better pack up. [Verse 2] Grinding cash, but your skills stay trash, Robbing banks, but your crew won’t last. You think you run things? That’s a joke, One headshot, now you rage and choke. [Chorus] SAUR’s your life, man, touch some grass, Log off once, bet your heart won’t last. Crying in global, calling for backup, Still get smoked, bro, better pack up. (Outro) Ayo Dean, take a break, go outside, Before your router fries and you straight-up die.