The Celebrity Barber Rap

### **Steve (Minecraft) vs. The Terrarian (Terraria) – Rap Battle** 🎤🔥 *(Beat drops – pixelated trap with retro chiptune vibes 🎶)* #### **[Verse 1: Steve]** It’s Steve in the game, block by block, Diamond sword swingin’, you’re gettin’ rocked! I build my world, you dig in the dirt, I craft my fate, you just get hurt. I slay the Ender, I conquer the Nether, Your 2D world? Man, I’ve seen better. I got the Redstone, I run the scene, Your little pixels can’t mess with me! #### **[Verse 2: The Terrarian]** Oh, look, it's Steve, all basic and plain, Punching a tree just to start his game. I got potions, I got wings, Magic, bullets, I bring the bling! Your Nether’s weak, my Hell is wild, I take down bosses, you run like a child. Moon Lord's fallin’, what’s your threat? A purple dragon? Man, I’m not impressed! #### **[Verse 3: Steve]** You talk about wings, but you stay two-flat, I’m open-world, your map’s so whack! I make my own tools, I tame the mobs, While you need loot just to do your job. I ride the rails, I strike with skill, One creeper BOOM and you’re outta the field. Your bosses? Ha! I’ll dig their graves, Just like I dig diamonds every day! #### **[Verse 4: The Terrarian]** I got magic books, I shoot blue beams, You got wooden planks? That’s your dream? Every biome, I own the fight, You just sleep through your Minecraft nights! I break the world with just one blast, You can’t even crouch—stay in the past! You hear that sound? It’s me, I’m near, Battle’s done, you should disappear! *(Beat fades – sound of a pickaxe breaking 🎮🔚)* Who won? Who’s next? **YOU** decide! 🔥

I love my daughter. Her name is Sydney. She is so beautiful.

(Verse 1) They came from the streets, broken and torn, With nothing to lose, they were battered and worn. A choice to make, no way out in sight, Trapped in a game that shadows the night. From the rich to the poor, they’re all on the same, Chasin’ that fortune, but it’s just a game. But behind every mask, there's a soul that bleeds, Fighting for a future, fulfilling their needs. (Chorus) In the Squid Game, where the players fall, Tragedy’s the prize, no one stands tall. From the first step in, you’re already lost, In the game of death, you pay the cost. No escape, no hope, no second chance, Just a deadly dance, a cruel romance. Each step a burden, each breath a cry, In the Squid Game, you live, then you die. (Verse 2) A mother’s hope, a child’s dream, They fight for survival, but nothing’s what it seems. Some play for love, some for the thrill, But no matter the reason, they’re forced to kill. They’re pawns in a game, they’re slaves to the debt, A life full of scars, no time to forget. Each player a story, each one a scar, But in the end, they’re all left far, far. (Chorus) In the Squid Game, where the players fall, Tragedy’s the prize, no one stands tall. From the first step in, you’re already lost, In the game of death, you pay the cost. No escape, no hope, no second chance, Just a deadly dance, a cruel romance. Each step a burden, each breath a cry, In the Squid Game, you live, then you die. (Bridge) The lights burn bright, but the souls are dark, Every player’s life leaves a permanent mark. From the start, they’re already dead inside, Fighting for survival, no place to hide. But every fall, every life they take, Is a dream crushed, another heart breaks. It’s a game of numbers, a deadly trade, In the Squid Game, the price is paid. (Chorus) In the Squid Game, where the players fall, Tragedy’s the prize, no one stands tall. From the first step in, you’re already lost, In the game of death, you pay the cost. No escape, no hope, no second chance, Just a deadly dance, a cruel romance. Each step a burden, each breath a cry, In the Squid Game, you live, then you die. (Outro) So remember the names, the faces, the pain, The players in the game that’s nothing but strain. They came with a hope, they left with a curse, In the Squid Game, they’re all immersed.

كافي خيري شري مانفعك .. مافي حتى غيري كل ماطفش بس صفعك هذا البيت طاب جيت بس فات على كثير طار هذا البيت جاب عيد فيك عاد يمكن نسى صار سنة ،، محد نسى ،، ماعاد كفى ماحد دفى ،، فريستايل شتاء بس احذفه روح هات جيب يمكن بيف يمكن نسى خاف راح جاب طفل دسنا فيه الايسي مع الشلة على الفره في القطيف انتبه عاد زين هذا الطفل بس امسكه مع الشادو وندفيه رايمز فلو .. كثير اشياء ماهي فيك .. البيز شلون .. تعيش بفن مايبيك .. بليز تكون .. منيح فارق ولاتبين فريز نقول .. تفريش الايس جاي *** .. هذا هطف سمع .. رجع قال مانا سامع هذا فان سمع جمع .. قال كل شي دامع خذ الوقت .. خذ الوقت (x2) خذ الوقت لك قلت بيف حرقناك هذا لسى ما بدات ماعاد وفرق .. النيه كانت شر وقزرناها عن الزهق عن العشري افترق .. انكشف انه كلب ينذل بين شقق جاب ورع ونهق ليته عاد طقع ولا جاب طفل لسى ما فهق

Te has preguntado... ¿Qué es el tectonismo? El tectonismo es un proceso geológico fundamental que moldea la superficie terreste ¿mediante qué? Mediante el movimiento y la interacción de las placas tectónicas CAUSAS DEL TECTONISMO! Conveccion del manto: el calor interno de la tierra genera corrientes de convicción en el manto impulsando así el movimiento de las placas, el qué? El movimiento de las placas Presión y estrés en la corteza: la acumulación de fuerzas dentro de la litosfera provoca deformaciones y desplazamientos Ahora, TIPOS DE TECTONISMO! Diastrofismo, que es? Deformación de la corteza terrestre Se refiere a los cambios en la estructura de la corteza debido a fuerzas internas

🎤 Intro: (Beat yavaş girer, yankılı vokaller) 📞 Telefon çalıyo’, iş gene büyüyo’ ⏳ Zaman akıyo’, içim soğuyo’ 🚦 Yeşil yanar, ama içim kırmızı 💀 Ne para ne hız, değiştiriyo’ yazıyı (skrrt!) 📝 Verse 1: 📊 Geceler uzun, işler tıkırında 🏆 Şampiyon gibiyim, her gün sahada 🎲 Risk aldım, zar yine altımda (hah!) 🔥 Büyük düşündüm, dedim "Bas gaza!" (vroom) 💣 İşimizi büyüttük, dedim "Az daha!" (more) 💸 Beni durduramaz hiçbiri asla! (yok) 🔊 Chorus (Nakarat): 🏎️ Lüks arabalar, hızlı yollar (skrrt) 🕶️ Dışardan kral, içerden enkaz (yeah) 🔪 Dost sandıklarım şimdi nerede? (woah) 💔 Beni sevmediler, sadece cebimi (hah!) 🏎️ Lüks arabalar, hızlı yollar (skrrt) 🕶️ Dışardan kral, içerden enkaz (yeah) 🔪 Dost sandıklarım şimdi nerede? (woah) 💔 Beni sevmediler, sadece cebimi (hah!) 📝 Verse 2: 🔥 Büyük konuştum, küçüldüm içimde ⚔️ Hırs dedim, savaş dedim, düştüm en dibe 💡 Işıklar yanar, sönmez sanarsın 💀 Ama yalnız kaldığında anlarsın 💲 Paran var ama bir şey eksik (skrrt) 🔄 Dönmek istersin, yol çok karışık (brrr) 📍 Nereye gitsem de sonum hep aynı 🖤 Ne kadar kazansam da içim hep kayıp 🔊 Chorus (Tekrar - Daha güçlü, adlibler eklenir): 🏎️ Lüks arabalar, hızlı yollar (skrrt) 🕶️ Dışardan kral, içerden enkaz (yeah) 🔪 Dost sandıklarım şimdi nerede? (woah) 💔 Beni sevmediler, sadece cebimi (hah!) 🏎️ Lüks arabalar, hızlı yollar (skrrt) 🕶️ Dışardan kral, içerden enkaz (yeah) 🔪 Dost sandıklarım şimdi nerede? (woah) 💔 Beni sevmediler, sadece cebimi (hah!) 🎤 Outro: 📞 Telefon çalıyo’, iş gene büyüyo’ (alo?) ⏳ Zaman akıyo’, içim üşüyo’ 🚦 Yeşil yanar, ama içim kırmızı 💀 Ne para ne hız, değiştiriyo’ yazıyı... (skrrt!)

Yo, yo, yo! Hey, Salhi! Where you at, man? Oh wait, I need a microscope just to see you, fam! Salhi walkin’ in, two sticks for legs, a tiny torso, Lookin’ like a barcode, stretchin’ out but stayin’ corto! Boy’s so short, when he sneezes, he headbutts his knees, Talkin’ big game, but bro, you barely reachin’ my sleeves! Tiny tall Salhi, built like a glitch! Top so small, but legs so rich! You run real fast, but can’t reach the shelf, Tryna talk tough? Man, check yourself!

Тимоху пиздят дома он еблан проёб учебу Мамка его пиздила жёстко и не жалела просто Он тупой еблан и не красивый Прыщавый долбаёб он Его бросила малышка он урод ебаный он Очень много мата в тексте ,как и на лице прыщей Он просто баклажан в сексе И курит как уеюан Его чмырили все друзья По этому он один теперь Курит он как даун в детстве били пидараса (Хэй) Кстати текст щас без эдлибов Потому что долбаёб Тимофей послушай дисс мой и пырни себя ножом В детстве тебя била мама Сука ты еблан тупой И тебе начали в руки Ты из общества изгой Ой точнее аутсайдер Типо отстающей в жизни Ты чмо на последнем месте Тебя избивали

Goddamn, I'm glad y'all set it off Used to act tough, now you're just a con and a scoff First, you dodged the draft with your fake bone spurs While real soldiers bled, you stayed in your furs Lookin' like a clown in your red tie I saw it comin', that's why I called your lie And kept on stompin' When you sold out the base for your golden throne Livin' off Daddy's cash, one big ego And not a care for the folks below You started off with your silver spoon Six bankruptcies later, still singin' the same tune White House just foolin' The "Make America Great" schtick, who you foolin'? You're just a phony I put that on my mama and my dead homies Ivanka's on your team, so you're losin' Ay yo Don, stick to losin'

Oh! They said Aussies don't have an opener Rohit misses out tour opener Harshit Jurel Washi Sundar No place for the finger spinner 17 wickets on the opening day Bumrah keeps the Aussies at bay KL & Jaiswal steady the ship Massive tick THAT partnership McSweeney's play and miss Nightwatchman Pat Cummins King Kohli's Perth kiss Labuschagne bails and Khawaja fails Pink ball Test in Adelaide Oval Travis Head is a well-known local Siraj send-off not so cool? Nip-backer Shubman Gill Steve Smith tons up in Brisbane Serving teasers in 6th stump (to Kohli) lane All eyes on the dressing room scene Ashwin-goodbye, glued to the screen

Verse 1: We don’t want it all, yeah, I been hustling all day, all night, Ain’t no handouts, no free ride, I don’t need no fake love by my side. They try to talk, try to preach, But they don’t know what I had to reach, Started from nothing, made my lane, They can’t relate, they can’t feel this pain. Pre-Chorus: I don’t want some bro giving all to me, Earned my scars, let me be, I don’t need no sympathy, I just want my destiny. Chorus: We don’t want it all, yeah, Grinding ‘til the sun fades, Fighting through the long days, I don’t need no praise. We don’t want it all, yeah, I’d rather earn than beg or plea, Hustle runs deep in me, So let me be... --- Verse 2 (Long and Powerful): Ain’t nobody hustling no more, They just wait for the rich to open doors, While we the poor keep pushing through, No credit for the things we do. They act like we just got it easy, Like our blood and sweat was free, see, But they don’t see the nights we cried, Sacrificed our peace, swallowed our pride. We built from nothing but dust and dreams, They laughed while we ripped at the seams, Now they see us rising tall, Actin’ like we owe them all. They hate ‘cause they ain’t us, Never felt the fire that sustained us, Passion that kept us alive, They lacked it, so they couldn’t survive. Blamin’ us for their lost time, Jealous of our uphill climb, They didn’t grind, didn’t bleed, Now they envy what we achieved. They wanted the crown without the fight, But we battled every day, every night, Now they point fingers, throwin’ shade, Mad ‘cause they stayed in the shade. --- Verse 3 (Continuation and Build-Up): We took the pain, made it power, Turned every struggle into an empire, They watched, they waited, they stalled, We fought, we rose, we balled. They want a piece of what we made, But never helped pave the way, Now they hate, they complain, Sayin’ we changed when we just maintained. Truth is, they couldn’t stand the climb, Wanted shortcuts, wastin’ time, Now they mad they didn’t grow, But they chose comfort over the unknown. Blamin’ us for their regrets, While we chased dreams with no rest, They doubted, they called it a phase, Now we shine, now they amazed. We made it without their applause, No cheers, no support, no calls, But now they tryna take credit, For a grind they never respected. --- Chorus: We don’t want it all, yeah, Grinding ‘til the sun fades, Fighting through the long days, I don’t need no praise. We don’t want it all, yeah, I’d rather earn than beg or plea, Hustle runs deep in me, So let me be... --- Outro (Crash Out and Real Talk): We spent our lives chasing this dream, Now they hate ‘cause they didn’t believe, Once brothers, now enemies, Switchin’ sides like it’s easy. They mad ‘cause we didn’t wait, Didn’t slow down for their fate, They stood still while we ran, Now they salty ‘cause we made a stand. We gave ‘em chances to grow, Told ‘em to grind, told ‘em to show, But they stayed in comfort’s embrace, Now they envious of our place. They blame