(Verse 1) Valentine's Day, the air is thick with love Couples holding hands, like turtledoves Me? I'm staring at my TV screen Another rom-com, a pathetic scene (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Verse 2) Tried Tinder, Bumble, even Borrow Achmedssheep.com, "Don't ask", Nothing but crickets, my love life's a bomb Considered speed dating, but my social skills are lame Guess my Valentine's date will be the same old game (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Bridge) Left hand's reliable, a faithful friend indeed Right hand's adventurous, plants a different seed But the lube, the lube, it mocks me from the shelf This existential crisis is bad for my health (Chorus) Left hand, right hand, oh the choice is tough One lonely night, one tiny bit of stuff Just a squirt of lube, that's all I've got Which hand's gonna win? This is a hot, sweaty spot. (Outro) So here's to single folks, on this love-filled day May your lube be plentiful, and your choices okay Me? I'm off to ponder, this hand-to-hand fight May the best hand win, and have a good night!
rock country twang
English
The song blends humor with a sense of loneliness and introspection. It reflects on the struggles of being single on Valentine's Day while using playful language to address an awkward situation.
This song can be enjoyed during celebrations of singles awareness, comedic performances, or as a light-hearted anthem for those experiencing the pressures of romantic holidays.
The song features a catchy chorus with a simple rhyming scheme, making it easy to sing along. It employs relatable verses that tell a story, contrasting tender moments with humor, and uses an approachable tone typical of country-rock blending.
[Verse] Look at me I'm Bart the prankster Voice so sweet it cuts like butter La Marseillaise in high pitch now Girly tone that'll make you wow [Verse 2] Springfield’s pride with a twist surprise French anthem sung in skies so high Cowabunga and oh là là In a voice girlier than Milhouse's blah [Chorus] Marchons marchons tous en falsetto Revolution with a comic echo La liberté rings out in glee From the bad boy of TV [Bridge] Principal Skinner's saying "Sacrebleu!" Bart’s pranks reach new heights who knew With a melody so unexpected Even Lisa's intellect feels bested [Verse 3] On entend le son de Bart mignon Mais ne te fie pas à cette chanson Sous la voix douce il veut encore jouer Des farces pour les fous et s’enfuir [Chorus] Marchons marchons tous en falsetto Revolution with a comic echo La liberté rings out in glee From the bad boy of TV
[Verse] Streetlights flicker broken fairytale Concrete jungle whiskey trail Footsteps echo nameless hues Graffiti walls with shattered truths [Verse 2] Shadows morph as night decays Neon nightclubs lost highways Whispers drown in whiskey bliss Savage hearts collide and twist [Chorus] Screaming loud with silent pain Tear the sky and taste the rain Angry souls and twisted fate Haunted dreams we can't escape [Verse 3] Thunder roars and engines cry City burns beneath the sky Rust and ruin in our veins Running wild through rusted chains [Bridge] Silent echoes cry for more Broken bottles hit the floor Lost in echoes of the night Seeking solace in the fight [Chorus] Screaming loud with silent pain Tear the sky and taste the rain Angry souls and twisted fate Haunted dreams we can't escape
[Verse] I rise up no fear no doubt Chasing dreams I'm breaking out Every step I'm on my route In my soul I scream and shout [Pre-Chorus] I'm on fire can't hold me down Through the struggle I wear the crown [Chorus] I'm unstoppable a force untamed In a world that's wild and rearranged Lighting skies as the stars acclaim Forever bold never the same [Verse 2] In the night when shadows play I stand tall I find my way Lost in this game but I won't sway In my heart I'll never decay [Chorus] I'm unstoppable a force untamed In a world that's wild and rearranged Lighting skies as the stars acclaim Forever bold never the same [Bridge] When the world's on fire I won't burn Through the tides I always learn In the ashes I rise and yearn For this life it's my turn
oh baby gus dont make a fuss just sit here with us dont bother moe his smelly toes will linger to us dont lick my nose I've got to go just go with Anna she knows how to feed you I know she needs you just go to work with her
[Verse] I'm the gran wizard man Mind sharp like pointy hat Eyes see through the sham Truth lies where I'm at [Verse 2] Bus a great place to be Monkeys sit in the back Concrete jungle destiny On a worn-out track [Chorus] Gran wizard whispers loud In the chaos of this ride No escape in this strange crowd No place left to hide [Verse 3] Hat brim cuts through the air Journey endless on this train Answers found ain’t always fair Whole world's gone insane [Bridge] Under moonlight’s fierce eye World spins dark and mad People laughing as they cry Good and bad in plaid [Verse 4] Gran wizard chanting spell On this bus it’s do or die Endless echoes from a bell Time just slips right by
(Verse 1) Running through the fire, shadows at my back, Heart beats like thunder, no time to react. Whispers in the darkness, calling out my name, I can feel the danger, but I’m not afraid. (Pre-Chorus) Lightning strikes, the sky turns black, But I won’t stop, no turning back. Every scar’s a battle cry, I was born to rise and fly! (Chorus) I’m on the edge of the storm, Winds are howling, but I stand strong! Feel the rush, feel the roar, I was made for something more! Lightning in my veins, fire in my soul, I won’t break, I
[Verse] Baa baa little black sheep on the run No fences no staring at the sun Through the meadow up the hill Always chasing that elusive thrill [Verse 2] Hooves pounding like a beating drum Wild eyes flicking never feeling numb Skipping past the trees so tall Heart beats like it's gonna brawl [Chorus] Run run little black sheep run Catch the stars before they're gone Over mountains across the stream Chasing down every wild dream [Verse 3] Wind howlin’ but you never care Freedom calling you won't spare Dancing with the moon tonight In the shadows outta sight [Bridge] Fearless whispers fill the air You’re a lightning bolt's flair Keep on leaping through the haze Lost in a never-ending maze [Verse 4] Baa baa gonna make a stand Footprints scattered in the sand Write your story as you go Where you'll stop no one knows
Verse 1: Haan, maine bhi ek ladki se pyaar karta tha, Uske bina duniya adhoori lagti thi... Woh thi toh saara jahan roshan tha, Uske bina har shaam andheri lagti thi... Verse 2: Uski baatein ek geet si thi, Aankhein jaise chandni raat si thi... Haathon ki lakeeron mein dhoondha tha usko, Par taqdeer shayad meri saath na thi... Chorus: Meri mohabbat adhoori reh gayi, Woh mere dil se door chali gayi... Maine chaaha tha saath nibhaana, Par kismat ne baatein alag likh di... Verse 3: Ab bhi yaadon mein uska saya hai, Ab bhi dil usi ka hai... Main jeeta hoon bas ek naam ke liye, Warna andar se main to khatam ho chuka hoon... Bridge: Barish ki boonden jab girti hain, Aisa lagta hai woh ro rahi hai... Hawa jab dheere se choo jaati hai, Mann kehta hai woh bula rahi hai... Outro: Haan, maine bhi ek ladki se pyaar karta tha, Aaj bhi dil usi ka hai... Par jo tha bas ek sapna tha, Jo toot ke sirf yaadon mein reh gaya...
Verse 1: हावा सरर-सरर, तिमी सम्झाइरहन्छौ, सपनामा मात्र आउँछ्यौ, तर कहाँ भेटिन्छौ? Chorus: किन हो किन, मन रुन्छ आज, तिमी बिना यो मुटु, अर्धबरा भइदियो आज। Verse 2: छायाँ बनेर फर्किन सक्छ्यौ भने, एकचोटि आऊ, यो मुटुको ढोका अझै खुलेको छ। Outro: हावा सरर-सरर, तिमी सम्झाइरहन्छौ, तर तिमी फर्कने छैनौ, म बुझ्छु, म बुझ्छु...
[Verse] They slither in the shadows unseen Reptilian whispers a sinister scheme Behind the veil they pull the strings Ruling the world with invisible wings [Verse 2] Eyes in the dark watching us fall Leaders obeying their silent call In the cracks of our reality they reside No place to run nowhere to hide [Chorus] From the shadows they control our fate Silent domination we can't escape Masters of the night in disguise Ruling humanity with ancient eyes [Verse 3] In the halls of power they conspire Legends of old that never expire Whispers in the wind carry their command Invisible rulers of every land [Chorus] From the shadows they control our fate Silent domination we can't escape Masters of the night in disguise Ruling humanity with ancient eyes [Bridge] We are puppets on their dark strings In the court of a hidden kings Reptilian might we can't defy Under their gaze we live and die
[Verse] Met her on a rainy day She lit my world in every way Her smile cut through the misty grey Forever in my heart she'll stay [Verse 2] We climbed the hills and crossed the seas She held my hand amid the breeze Through every storm and every plea My love for her will never cease [Chorus] I'll love my wife till my last breath Together we will conquer death In her embrace I'll find my rest With her my life's forever blessed [Verse 3] She laughed and danced under the moon Our hearts would beat in perfect tune From dawn to dusk and night to noon Our love's a wild and endless boon [Chorus] I'll love my wife till my last breath Together we will conquer death In her embrace I'll find my rest With her my life's forever blessed [Bridge] Through highs and lows we stand as one Our journey's only just begun With every setting of the sun In her arms I know I've won