“I Got Low Sugar” (A parody of “Because I Got High” by Afroman) [Verse 1] I was gonna work out and start to thrive, but I got low sugar I was feeling fine, ready to drive, but I got low sugar Now I’m sitting here dizzy, and I don’t know why ’Cause I got low sugar, ’cause I got low sugar, ’cause I got low sugar [Verse 2] I was gonna eat a balanced meal, but I got low sugar Thought I could skip my snacks, no big deal, but I got low sugar Now I’m shaking, sweating, reaching for a pie ’Cause I got low sugar, ’cause I got low sugar, ’cause I got low sugar [Chorus] La-da-da-da-da-da, my sugar crashed hard La-da-da-da-da-da, now I’m eating a candy bar [Verse 3] I was gonna meet my goals, stay on track, but I got low sugar Even my Fitbit knows I’m off, and it’s ’cause of low sugar Now I’m guzzling juice, and I just might cry ’Cause I got low sugar, ’cause I got low sugar, ’cause I got low sugar [Bridge] I should’ve kept snacks close to me, but I got low sugar Now I’m scarfing cookies desperately, ’cause I got low sugar And if you ask me why I’m eating fries, I’ll say “’Cause I got low sugar, ’cause I got low sugar, ’cause I got low sugar” [Outro] I’ll learn my lesson someday, I swear— If I don’t crash again before I get there But until then, you’ll know why… I got low sugar, I got low sugar, I got low sugar!
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Humorous yet relatable frustration related to health and wellness struggles.
This song could serve as a lighthearted reminder for individuals managing blood sugar levels, and could be used in health workshops or support groups to generate discussion around diet and lifestyle choices.
The song utilizes a catchy refrain and similar structure to Afroman's original 'Because I Got High,' employing repetition for comedic effect and emphasizing the humor in the consequences of dietary neglect.
It's Kamal Gang Baby! Big shuashma. yeah my name is GDP fucking kids like EDP Money flowing GG W Always cursing, rumbling, fumbling Making so much money gross Domestic production's mine yo ho bruh, that is your loss though your ass is kinda fire Can't expect you to desire GDP is going down I am not messing around scary enough to pop yo eye all the money in the vault Golden necklace On their faces Boutta read their minds aloud. Money drippin from my pockets Gazes eatin through eye sockets Who's gonna make me proud? that's right, it's GDP! GDP, yeah, GDP! GDP, yeah, GDP! Lotsa money on floor I.B.R. a fucking whore Sucking off dicks one by one That gay's ass is arrevoir (Got it?) Kamal gang is number one cookin well, no shit, well done freshest tracks since nine eleven smokin suckas since maidan Money drippin from my pockets Gazes eatin through eye sockets Who's gonna make me proud? that's right, it's GDP! GDP, yeah, GDP! GDP, yeah, GDP!
[Verse] Streetlights flicker, shadows cast on pavement, Hustle through the night, chasing dreams, no replacement, Coins in the pocket, but it's gold in the vision, Kings in the making, checkmate, our decision. [Chorus] City lights bright, we ain't backing down, Crowds on the corners, ruling every town, Heartbeats sync with the echoes of the beats, Running through the avenues, takin' over streets. [Verse 2] Hood up, shades on, lookin' like a phantom, Money moves fast, can't spell random, Word on the wire, we bout to go higher, Ways by the bay, like a dragon with the fire. [Chorus] City lights bright, we ain't backing down, Crowds on the corners, ruling every town, Heartbeats sync with the echoes of the beats, Running through the avenues, takin' over streets. [Verse 3] Graffiti on the walls, tags telling tales, From the alleyways to high-rise scales, Flippin' words, gettin' paid, no hesitation, Bars flyin' high, like planes at the station. [Bridge] City nights, shadows dance in the gleam, Every corner whisperin' the American dream, Fists in the air, unified, we scream, Livin' in the moment like kings in our scheme.
It's Kamal Gang Baby! Big shuashma. yeah my name is GDP fucking kids like EDP Money flowing GG W Always cursing, rumbling, fumbling Making so much money gross Domestic production's mine yo ho bruh, that is your loss though your ass is kinda fire Can't expect you to desire GDP is going down I am not messing around scary enough to pop yo eye all the money in the vault Golden necklace On their faces Boutta read their minds aloud. Money drippin from my pockets Gazes eatin through eye sockets Who's gonna make me proud? that's right, it's GDP! GDP, yeah, GDP! GDP, yeah, GDP!
yeah my name is GDP fucking kids like EDP Money flowing GG W Always cursing, rumbling, fumbling Making so much money gross Domestic production's mine yo ho bruh, that is your loss though your ass is kinda fire Can't expect you to desire GDP is going down I am not messing around scary enough to pop yo eye all the money in the vault Golden necklace On their faces Boutta read their minds aloud. Money drippin from my pockets Gazes eatin through eye sockets Who's gonna make me proud? that's right, it's GDP! GDP, yeah, GDP! GDP, yeah, GDP!
yeah my name is GDP fucking kids like EDP Money flowing GG W Always cursing, rumbling, fumbling Making so much money gross Domestic production's mine Lol bruh, that's your loss though your ass is kinda fire Can't expect you to desire GDP is going down I am not messing around scary enough to pop yo eye all the money in the vault Golden necklace On their faces Boutta read their mind aloud. Money drippin from my pockets Gazes eatin through eye sockets Who's gonna make my proud?
[Verse] Hislerim derin, deniz dibinde Kafamda döner dertler gece içinde Sokaklar sessiz, düşünceler gürültü Hayatın oyununda, yaparım manevra döngü [Chorus] Hislerim damla damla gözyaşı Kaderim belirsiz, yolum taşlı Hayallerim uzaklarda, bir adım daha Bu yollar yordu beni, aklım kaldı sana [Verse 2] Ritimler kalpte, melodiler dilde Hikayemi anlatırım, her kelimede Düşlerimle savaş, rüyalarımda barış Bu caddelerde yürürken, ardımda yanar kış [Bridge] Hislerimde kayboldum, labirent olmuş Duygularım fırtına, gönlüm yorgun düşmüş Zaman akar, yoluma taş döşer Bu şehirde kayboldum, sorular köşe bucak döner [Chorus] Hislerim damla damla gözyaşı Kaderim belirsiz, yolum taşlı Hayallerim uzaklarda, bir adım daha Bu yollar yordu beni, aklım kaldı sana [Verse 3] Dünya döner, zaman su misali akar Kafamda düşünceler, ruhumda yaralar Bir yol bul, çıkar beni bu karanlıktan Hislerimle yazdım bu şarkıyı, bir umutla yanan
yeah my name is GDP fucking kids like EDP Money flowing GG WP Making so much money gross Domestic production's mine Lol bruh, that's your loss though your ass is kinda fire Can't expect you to desire GDP is going down I am not messing around scary enough to pop yo eye all the money in the vault
Verse 1 እሳት ነው ደም ውስጤ ፣ እድሜዬ ሙሉ ስራ ላይ ሻንጣ ተሸክሜ ፣ ጉልበቴ እንደ ተራራ ላይ እለት ተኩል አልተናገር ፣ ለሰሌዳ ወይም ለባለሀብት እግሬ ቆሞ ይሠራ ፣ ብር በእጄ እስኪመጣ ድረስ... Chorus ስራ ስራ ስራ ፣ እሳት አልቀርም ከእጄ ብር ነው ቃል ኪዳን ፣ አይበልጥም በደንብ ሥራ ለወለድ ለእናት ፣ ለእህቴ አልባ ልብስ የልቤ ማሰብ ነው ፣ ብር እንዳይሆን እርቃኔ... Verse 2 ቀን ከሌሊት ጋር ፣ ተቀላቅሌ እሠራለሁ ለአይኔ ልጅ ልጅ ፣ እግሬን አልጥልም ከመንገድ ባለፈው ምኞቴ ፣ ተስፋ አልቆርጥም እኔ እስከ ታላቁ ብር ፣ እጄን አልሰማይም እለት... Bridge ሰማይ ከሰጠኝ ፣ እኔ አልቀርም ከምድር የልጄ ፀሐይ ነው ፣ የኔ ብር የሚበራበት ለሰው አልተሳለፍ ፣ ጥቁር ቆሻሻ ሥራ እጄ ግልጽ ነው ፣ ብር እንደ ጸሓይ ያበራል... Outro እረፍት የለም በዚህ ፣ ለወጣት እንባ ማደር ብር በእጄ እስከሚመጣ ፣ እንደ ጎበዝ እሠራለሁ እግሬ ጠግኖ ፣ እጄ ተሞልቶ ብር ይህ ነው የኔ ልምድ ፣ ስራና ብር!
AY YEAH AY YEAH AY YEAH! You aint slick ma boy! mandem be saying stop licking ma shit bro! acting like an orgasm! mandem be playing ping pong giving backshots to little kids! My guy woke up in the middle of the night then said wheres my drink he drank that shit up then went back to slumber in his sink! Black boy be doing anything to blend in these days! Black pencil White pencil
(Intro) Yo, mi tired a di fuckery now Mi gi yuh love, an'yuh still play round gurl, dis a di last call Mi done wid di stress, mi nah look back at all (Verse 1) Mi treat yuh like a queen, but yuh tek mi fi fool Mi loyal to yuh, but yuh play mi like tool Message man pon di Gram, talk nasty ting Mi shoulda lef yuh from di first damn sin Mi see di lies, but mi play blind Mi tell miself say, "Mi gi yuh one more time" But yuh tek mi kindness an' bruk mi mind Now mi cyaah deal, mi done waste mi life (Chorus) Suh goodbye, mi move on Mi nah deh yah fi yuh late-night call Mi gi yuh mi all, but yuh still want more Now mi lock off di ting, cyaah open no door (Verse 2) One year gone, now yuh deh pon mi step Say yuh horny, need mi fi mek yuh wet Mi coulda dig deep, but mi mind did set Five sec in, den mi pull out quick Mi start finger, yuh start moan But mi know seh mi heart did done Five months later, yuh still call mi phone But only when yuh sad an' alone (Chorus) Suh goodbye, mi move on Mi nah deh yah fi yuh late-night call Mi gi yuh mi all, but yuh still want more Now mi lock off di ting, cyaah open no door (Bridge) Yuh only call when yuh life feel low Mi did deh deh, but mi cyaah stay so Yuh never love mi, yuh love control Mi a real G, mi nah play no role (Outro) Suh dis a di last goodbye, mi nah turn back Mi find mi peace, mi done with di chat Sapphire, yuh lose a real one But mi good, mi strong, mi done move on
Blake’s up here tellin' jokes, but we forgot Duke’s name, He said, “I’m always left out—this is really quite the shame!” Well, we’re fixin' that now, ‘cause we know it’s true, It’s Duke, Duke, Duke, and we’re sorry, Duke, too! Duke, Duke, Duke, we’re so glad you’re here, We forgot your name, now we’ll make it loud and clear! Duke, Duke, Duke, you’re the star of the show, Now every morning, it’s Duke we’ll all know!
Self Talk Verse 1 Hey, can we talk? Nah, I don"t really wanna talk right now. You"re always in my head, And I just need a way to tune you out. But you keep pulling me back, Like a record on repeat. All the things I try to ignore, Come rushing in too deep. Pre-Chorus And I know I should be stronger, But you know just what to say. You drag me under longer, Like I can’t escape my own brain. Chorus Oh, self-talk, why you gotta be so loud? Feeding me these doubts, Like I’m standing in a crowd. Oh, self-talk, can you cut me some slack? I’m trying to move forward, But you keep pulling me back. Verse 2 You say I’m not enough, That I’ll never find my way. But every time I listen, You just make me feel afraid. I see my own reflection, Through a filter full of lies. Trying to break the cycle, But it’s screaming in my mind. (Pre-Chorus & Chorus Repeat) Bridge Maybe I should start talking back, Tell myself the things I lack. Ain’t the truth, it’s just the fear, I won’t let it keep me here. Outro Hey, can we talk? Yeah, but this time, I’m talking first. I won’t let you be my curse, I deserve to know my worth.