Like a Shotgun

Verse 1 I’m trying to get over you But nothing works no matter what I do Tonight I’m hoping something gives But it’s like raising the dead and making it live Got my windows down cruisin in the wind Hoping I can clean up the mess I’m in Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Verse 2 It ain’t like you didn’t tell me How you’d feel if I done you wrong But I didnt listen to what you said Now im putting the words into this song What I should of told you all along How much you mean to me Just wasn’t enough to not make you leave Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow Bridge I hope your doing better these days Found you a man who makes you wanna stay Chorus That’s what they don’t tell you When you break a woman’s heart Your left trying to put back together What you tore a part But it don’t work like it use to There’s a scar because of you I would’ve done better if I knew What I know now I wish I could unbreak your heart somehow

[Intro] (Yeah, yeah) I got the self obsession, yeah yeah (Yeah, yeah) Ain’t no second guessin’ yeah yeah [Verse 1] I love my body, love my face, love my style, love my grace Love my hair, love my glow, love the way I steal the show Every flaw? Nah I don’t see Only thing that drives me is the fire beneath my feet I walk in, they all turn to stare (ooh) Love or hate, I’m everywhere (ooh) They say confidence is rare, guess I’m a diamond in the air [Pre-Chorus] Turn it up now, but you gotta wait (shh) Let ‘em watch, let ‘em marinate [Chorus] I got the self obsession, yeah yeah They call it jealousy, I call it a blessin’, yeah, yeah I got the self obsession yeah yeah Let ‘em cry me rivers while I live my best life, yeah, yeah [Verse 2] Too busy winning, too busy shining Too busy loving the way I’m designing Every move I make, they wanna track it I don't chase the trends, I just attract it They say I’m too much, I say they too weak Got a crown on my head, yeah, the throne’s where I speak I don’t need a mirror, I already know Step in the room, got ‘em losing control [Pre-Chorus] Turn it down now, but let’s add some spice (shh) Make ‘em sweat, yeah, make ‘em think twice [Chorus] I got the self obsession, yeah, yeah They call it arrogance, I call it a blessin’, yeah, yeah I got the self-obsession, yeah, yeah Cry me rivers while I live my best life, yeah, yeah [Bridge] Fans love me, haters hate me, but I don’t mind (whisper: shut it off) Every step I take, I leave ‘em all behind [Outro] I got the self obsession, call it the disease But I like the way it makes ‘em weak at the knees Might as well be the villain, yeah, they love to hate But my crown too tight, it ain’t fallin’ away

**"Monday Night at the Tavern"** *(Verse 1)* It’s 6:30 on a Monday night, the Tavern’s coming alive, Mike Jordan’s behind the bar, keeping the vibe. Texas Hold ‘em’s the game, the cards are dealt with care, Ryan’s got a poker face, but Sam’s got a stare. Bailey’s shuffling chips, Danny’s sipping Thatchers Gold, Stacey’s laughing with Nicola, their stories never get old. Matt’s calculating odds, while Mike pours San Miguel, And Sean, the loyal pet, sleeps through it all so well. *(Chorus)* It’s Monday night in Barnstaple, the Tavern’s where we play, Texas Hold ‘em’s the game, and we’re here to stay. From quiz night on a Tuesday to clubbing for a fiver, The Tavern’s got it all, it’s the place to deliver. *(Verse 2)* Mike’s calling out the bets, his voice is loud and clear, Nicola’s pouring red wine, the best you’ll find here. Stacey’s got a royal flush, Danny’s bluffing again, Ryan’s got a pair of aces, but Sam’s got the win. The pool table’s quiet, it’s Sunday’s domain, But tonight it’s all about the cards and the game. Sean wakes up briefly, wagging his tail, Before curling back up, dreaming of ale. *(Chorus)* It’s Monday night in Barnstaple, the Tavern’s where we play, Texas Hold ‘em’s the game, and we’re here to stay. From quiz night on a Tuesday to clubbing for a fiver, The Tavern’s got it all, it’s the place to deliver. *(Bridge)* Quiz night’s a battle, brains against the clock, Pool on a Sunday, where the cues go knock. Clubbing on a Saturday, just a fiver to get in, But Monday’s for the poker, where the real fun begins. *(Verse 3)* Mike’s San Miguel is flowing, Danny’s Thatchers in hand, Stacey and Nicola toast with their wine, so grand. The Tavern’s full of laughter, the stakes are getting high, But no matter who wins, the night never says goodbye. Sean’s back to snoring, the cards are put away, But the memories of Monday night will last another day. Till Tuesday’s quiz and Sunday’s pool, and clubbing’s on the way, The Tavern’s always buzzing, come whatever may. *(Chorus)* It’s Monday night in Barnstaple, the Tavern’s where we play, Texas Hold ‘em’s the game, and we’re here to stay. From quiz night on a Tuesday to clubbing for a fiver, The Tavern’s got it all, it’s the place to deliver. *(Outro)* So raise your glass to Mike Jordan, and the Tavern crew, Ryan, Sam, Bailey, Danny, Stacey, Matt, and Nicola too. With Sean by their side, and the cards in the air, The Tavern’s the heart of Barnstaple, and it’s always there.

"Narra Strong, Scouter Bold!" (A High-Energy Yell Song – with Claps, Stomps, and Call-and-Response Parts) (Intro – Call & Response, Loud & Energetic) Leader: Who are we? (Who are we?) Group: Scouters brave! (Scouters brave!) Leader: Standing strong! (Standing strong!) Group: Like the Narra tree! (Like the Narra tree!) (Clap-Clap, Stomp-Stomp, then repeat the chant faster!) --- (Verse 1 – Build the Energy!) Leader: Deep in the ground, roots hold tight! The Narra stands, firm and right! Like the Scouters, brave and true, We stand strong in all we do! Group: Stand up tall, don’t back down! Scouters strong, we own this town! Like the Narra, tough and free, We will rise in unity! (Chorus – Shout this part LOUD! With Claps & Stomps!) ALL: Narra strong! (HEY!) Scouter bold! (HEY!) Hearts of fire, spirits gold! (HEY-HEY-HEY!) Side by side, hand in hand! We are the toughest in the land! (Clap-Clap, Stomp-Stomp – Repeat the last line twice!) --- (Verse 2 – Keep the Energy Going!) Leader: Wind may blow, storms may come, But we stand – we won’t run! Through the heat and through the rain, Like the Narra, we remain! Group: Step by step, strong and proud, We will lead, we say it loud! Truth and honor, we uphold, Like the Narra, tough and bold! (Chorus – Get LOUDER!) ALL: Narra strong! (HEY!) Scouter bold! (HEY!) Hearts of fire, spirits gold! (HEY-HEY-HEY!) Side by side, hand in hand! We are the toughest in the land! (Add jumps, claps, and stomps to keep it exciting!) --- (Verse 3 – Final Push!) Leader: Who will serve? Who will lead? Scouters strong, we take the speed! Like the Narra, standing high, We reach for dreams and touch the sky! Group: Push ahead, never stop! Scouters rise, we reach the top! Helping hands, spirits true, We will win, yes, we do! (Final Chorus – MAX ENERGY!) ALL: Narra strong! (HEY!) Scouter bold! (HEY!) Hearts of fire, spirits gold! (HEY-HEY-HEY!) Side by side, hand in hand! We are the toughest in the land!

सेक्सी सागर ऑन द फ्लोर, स्टाइल उसका हिट, मासूम इतना, टिकट चेकर से खुद करे मिट ! संभाजीनगर का छोरा, दिल है उसका साफ, पर बॉस तीन-तीन, करते उससे राफ-ताफ ! संभाजीनगर से निकला, बना मेहनती बंदा, दिल में सादगी, पर स्टाइल में ग़ज़ब का फंडा। अनंद, अब्राहम, जैकब तीनों हैं सवार, बिचारा सागर करे, बस मेहनत हर बार ! सुबह से शाम तक, काम में झोंक दिया, पर भाई का स्वैग देख, सबने टोंक दिया ! सेक्सी सागर ऑन द फ्लोर, स्टाइल उसका हिट, मासूम इतना, टिकट चेकर से खुद करे मिट ! संभाजीनगर का छोरा, दिल है उसका साफ, पर बॉस तीन-तीन, करते उससे राफ-ताफ !

**This Is the Greatest Answerphone Message (Tribute)** *(A Song in the Spirit of Tenacious D)* **[Verse 1]** I picked up the phone, it was late last night, A voice so smooth, it felt just right. It said, "Leave a message, don’t be shy, This is the greatest, the best, give it a try!" I froze in my tracks, my heart skipped a beat, The rhythm, the flow, it couldn’t be beat. A symphony of words, a masterpiece of sound, The greatest answerphone message ever found. **[Chorus]** This is the greatest answerphone message in the world! (Oh yeah!) It’s not the real message, it’s just a tribute! (Couldn’t remember the greatest message in the world, no!) But we tried, oh we tried, to capture the vibe, Of the greatest answerphone message ever devised! **[Verse 2]** It started with a laugh, a chuckle so divine, Then a beatbox rhythm, a funky little line. "Leave your name, leave your number, don’t take too long, Sing it like a rockstar, or just hum along!" It had jokes, it had soul, it had charm to spare, It made you feel special, like somebody cared. But when I tried to save it, it vanished in the air, Leaving me with nothing but a memory to share. **[Chorus]** This is the greatest answerphone message in the world! (Oh yeah!) It’s not the real message, it’s just a tribute! (Couldn’t remember the greatest message in the world, no!) But we tried, oh we tried, to capture the vibe, Of the greatest answerphone message ever devised! **[Bridge]** Was it magic? Was it fate? Or just a prank call that came too late? I’ll never know, but I’ll always believe, In the message that made my heart heave. **[Verse 3]** Now every time I call, I hope to hear that sound, The voice, the rhythm, the joy that astounds. But all I get is silence, or a boring old tone, So I sing this tribute to the message unknown. **[Chorus]** This is the greatest answerphone message in the world! (Oh yeah!) It’s not the real message, it’s just a tribute! (Couldn’t remember the greatest message in the world, no!) But we tried, oh we tried, to capture the vibe, Of the greatest answerphone message ever devised! **[Outro]** So here’s to the message, the one that got away, The greatest of all time, I’ll remember it someday. And if you ever hear it, don’t let it go, ‘Cause it’s the greatest answerphone message you’ll ever know! *(Rock outro with air guitars and epic drums)* 🎸

**"The Tavern King of Barnstaple"** *(To the Tune of "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers)* **[Verse 1]** On a rainy night in Barnstaple town, Mike Jordan sat with a worried frown. The Tavern was quiet, the stakes were high, Danny McGee walked in, with a glint in his eye. **[Chorus]** You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away, know when to run. Mike bet it all, on a pair of queens, But Danny’s full house crushed his dreams. **[Verse 2]** Nicola cried as the cards were shown, The Tavern was lost, and Mike was alone. Danny just smiled, with Del Boy by his side, "Now you work for me," he said with pride. **[Chorus]** You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away, know when to run. Mike bet it all, on a pair of queens, But Danny’s full house crushed his dreams. **[Verse 3]** Mike moved in with Sean, in a small flat above, They bonded over whiskey and stories of love. Del Boy would visit, wagging his tail, But Mike couldn’t shake the sting of his fail. **[Chorus]** You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away, know when to run. Mike bet it all, on a pair of queens, But Danny’s full house crushed his dreams. **[Bridge]** Now Mike and Sean, they’re the best of mates, Laughing at life and their twisted fates. Nicola moved on, but Mike found a friend, And the Tavern’s old spirit will never end. **[Verse 4]** Danny runs the pub, with Del Boy in tow, But Mike’s found peace, in the life he knows. He’ll tell you the story, with a wink and a grin, "Don’t bet your Tavern, unless you’re sure you’ll win." **[Chorus]** You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, Know when to walk away, know when to run. Mike bet it all, on a pair of queens, But Danny’s full house crushed his dreams. **[Outro]** So here’s to Mike, the Tavern’s old king, Who lost it all but found a new thing. With Sean by his side, and a laugh in his heart, Mike’s story lives on, in Barnstaple’s heart. *(Fade out with a harmonica solo and the sound of a shuffling deck of cards.)* �🍻

**"Sam's Winning Hand"** *(A Country-Poker Anthem)* **[Verse 1]** Bailey sat down at the table, feelin' mighty fine, Thought he'd take Sam's money, one hand at a time. But Sam just tipped his hat, with a sly little grin, Said, "Bailey, my friend, you ain't ready to win." **[Chorus]** 'Cause Sam's got the cards, and Sam's got the plan, When he's holdin' a deuce, it looks like a grand. He bluffs with a smile, leaves Bailey in tears, By the end of the night, Sam's cleaned out his years. **[Verse 2]** Bailey thought he had it, with a pair of kings, But Sam raised the pot, and he bet everything. Bailey folded his hand, said, "I can't take the heat," Sam flipped over nothing, and Bailey faced defeat. **[Chorus]** 'Cause Sam's got the cards, and Sam's got the plan, When he's holdin' a deuce, it looks like a grand. He bluffs with a smile, leaves Bailey in tears, By the end of the night, Sam's cleaned out his years. **[Bridge]** Bailey left the table, not a dollar to his name, Had to borrow from Sam, and it was a cryin' shame. He worked nine to five, Dolly Parton style, But Sam took his paycheck, with that same old smile. **[Verse 3]** Now Bailey's at the factory, punchin' that clock, Dreamin' of the day he can beat Sam in a block. But Sam's still playin', winnin' night and day, While Bailey's just tryin' to keep the bills at bay. **[Chorus]** 'Cause Sam's got the cards, and Sam's got the plan, When he's holdin' a deuce, it looks like a grand. He bluffs with a smile, leaves Bailey in tears, By the end of the night, Sam's cleaned out his years. **[Outro]** So here's to you, Sam, the king of the game, Bailey's just a footnote in your hall of fame. From the poker table to the nine-to-five grind, Sam's the winner, and Bailey's left behind. *(Fade out with a twangy guitar and a harmonica solo.)* 🎸

verse 1 out where the fields roll for miles and miles there’s a rusted old gate and a crooked fence line where the stories run deep like the roots in the clay and the wind still whispers what the old folks say verse 2 there’s a porch with a swing that’s seen better days where granddaddy sat watchin’ sunsets fade he said life’s just a road, some smooth, some rough but you keep on drivin’ when the goin’ gets tough chorus where the gravel meets the sky where the songs and the prayers never die where the hands are worn, but the hearts stay strong it’s where i belong, where i come from where the gravel meets the sky verse 3 every scar on this land tells a story of pride from the crops that we lost to the tears we cried but we carry it all like a flag in the wind standin’ tall through the storms, just like we’ve always been chorus where the gravel meets the sky where the songs and the prayers never die where the hands are worn, but the hearts stay strong it’s where i belong, where i come from where the gravel meets the sky bridge you can pave these roads, you can tear down the signs but you can’t steal the soul of these simple times final chorus where the gravel meets the sky where the songs and the prayers never die where the hands are worn, but the hearts stay strong it’s where i belong, where i come from where the gravel meets the sky outro where the gravel meets the sky…

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