Jassim walked into a door today, Thought it was a window—what can I say? He tried to text his dog but forgot the app, Oh Jassim, buddy, you need a map. Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your brain takes vacations every day, But we love you in your goofy way. He boiled water without the pot, Thought the moon was made of tater tots. Tried to outrun a shadow but tripped on his shoe, Jassim, we can’t believe it’s true! Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your logic’s broken, your plans astray, But you make us laugh in your own dumb way. You’re the king of chaos, the prince of fail, Every plan you touch derails. But life would be boring, dull, and grim, If we didn’t have our pal, Jassim! Oh Jassim, you silly soul, How you survive, we’ll never know. Your mind’s a circus, a comic ballet, But we wouldn’t have you any other way. So here’s to Jassim, the legend, the clown, The guy who flips the world upside down. You’re stupidly brilliant, hilariously true, Jassim, the world’s a lot more fun with you!
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lighthearted, playful, affectionate
celebratory moments, social gatherings, light entertainment
simple rhymes, catchy chorus, playful rhythm, humorous storytelling, likely utilizing autotune for vocal enhancement
“Fk Your M3”** (Hard gangsterrap med pop-hooks) Vers 1 (Mathias) Jeg kjører 922, Turbo S, faen det går fort, Ser Helle på Insta, tenker: “Shit, jeg må få gjort!” Hun bor i Bergen, men faen heller, jeg flyr, Silje ringer meg, men jeg sier: “Hold kjeft, jeg er på styr.” Helle er fin, hun er classy, men også bad, Ser på hennes M3, men jeg vil heller se henne naken i min pad. Lillebror? Han er seksten, en liten drittunge, Han tror han har sjans, men sorry, hun vil ikke ha noen unge. Refreng (Pop) F**k your M3, hopp inn i min Porsche, Vi ruller over fjellet, glemmer alt det dårlige. Helle, det er oss, vi setter flammer på veien, Silje kan grine, men jeg driter i hele greien. Vers 2 (Mathias) Silje er fake, hun maser hele tida, Helle skriver “Hva skjer?” og jeg kjenner adrenalina. Du vet jeg tar sjanser, faen heller, jeg går all in, Hva skal jeg med drama når jeg kan få henne inn? Jeg ser deg i Bergen, G80 er grei, Men det er deg jeg vil ha, fuck bilen din, baby, det er bare deg og meg. Vi flørter i DMs, sender meldinger om natta, Og hver gang jeg ser deg, jeg tenker: “Silje, dra til helvete, jeg må fatte!” Refreng (Pop) F**k your M3, hopp inn i min Porsche, Vi ruller over fjellet, glemmer alt det dårlige. Helle, det er oss, vi setter flammer på veien, Silje kan grine, men jeg driter i hele greien. Bridge (Mathias om lillebror) Lillebror? Hold kjeft, du vet ingenting, Du snakker om Helle som om hun bryr seg om din ting. Du er en drittunge, jeg er kongen her, Jeg har Porschen, pengene, og faen meg ingen konkurranse der. Du spiller PS5 mens jeg spiller i ekte liv, Helle vil ha en mann, ikke en gutt som leker å bli. Vers 3 (Mathias) Helle, du vet jeg er the real deal, Silje står i bakgrunnen og griner som en liten p**l. Jeg driter i hva de sier, la dem prate piss, Vi kan stikke sammen, baby, bygge vår egen business. Fra Bergen til Stavanger, jeg tar deg med på tur, Du i min passasjersete, vi lar alt annet bli blur. Jeg trenger ingen andre, bare deg og en full tank, Med Turbo S på motorveien, baby, vi er blank. Refreng (Pop) F**k your M3, hopp inn i min Porsche, Vi ruller over fjellet, glemmer alt det dårlige. Helle, det er oss, vi setter flammer på veien, Silje kan grine, men jeg driter i hele greien. Outro (Mathias) Så Silje kan dra, og lillebror kan slutte å drømme, Helle, du og jeg, vi er flammen som aldri vil dømmes. Turboen spinner, og vi flyr fra alt drama, Helle i min Porsche, baby, det her er karma.
[Verse] Jeg var sammen med Silje men jeg var drittlei Alt var det samme ingen gnist jeg måtte bare gå Så dukker Helle opp BMW M3 Hun er en drøm på hjul jeg måtte bare bli [Chorus] Helle i sin bil hun ruller inn Lyser opp natta hun tar meg med Vi lar verden gå mens vi gir gass Ingen vei tilbake ingen tidspass [Verse 2] Natta vår blir lys når hun smiler bredt Vi kjører rundt byen ingenting er søtt Frihet på motorveien fart som bål Helt greit å si hadet hadde ingen mål [Chorus] Helle i sin bil hun ruller inn Lyser opp natta hun tar meg med Vi lar verden gå mens vi gir gass Ingen vei tilbake ingen tidspass [Bridge] Silje var et minne fra en annen tid Nå er jeg her med Helle hun er min guide Hun er vinden i håret solen i mitt sinn Et uventet eventyr en ny start finnes [Chorus] Helle i sin bil hun ruller inn Lyser opp natta hun tar meg med Vi lar verden gå mens vi gir gass Ingen vei tilbake ingen tidspass
First Verse in the quiet of the night, your heartbeat feels like mine. a symphony of wishes wrapped in colors divine, i feel your breath collide with the rhythm of the stars, every hint of your light, it heals my deepest scars. Pre-Chorus when you touch my skin, it’s like we’re floating free, lost inside a moment, just you and me. your smile, a gentle sunrise, breaking through the grey, let’s cherish every second, never let it fade away. Chorus hold me close, baby, let’s dance in the moonlight, with every whispered dream, you feel so right. in this world of chaos, you’re my sweetest sound, love in its purest form, I’ve finally found. Second Verse your laughter paints the air, like a melody in spring, in a garden full of roses, it’s your heart i want to bring. with every tender kiss, you take me higher still, in your arms, i’m weightless, it’s you who makes me feel. Pre-Chorus when the night is falling, i’ll keep you on my mind, we’re woven into stories, our souls perfectly aligned. in the shadows, we create our little universe, falling deeper into love, every moment is a verse. chorus hold me close, baby, let’s dance in the moonlight, with every whispered dream, you feel so right. in this world of chaos, you’re my sweetest sound, love in its purest form, i’ve finally found. Bridge and if the rain comes pouring, let it wash us away, we’ll find shelter in each other, let’s just forget the day. with you, i see forever, every heartbeat, every sigh, wet’s write a love story, where the stars will never die. chorus Hold me close, baby, let’s dance in the moonlight, With every whispered dream, you feel so right. In this world of chaos, you’re my sweetest sound, love in its purest form, i’ve finally found. Outro so let’s get lost in time, just you and i, writing whispered dreams beneath the velvet sky. with each breath, i know, i’ll forever hold you near, in a love so true, i don’t want to disappear.
[Verse] Down by the dusty old neon sign We sip on cola as the stars align Mixin' Fanta for a fun new twist Under the moonlight we can't resist [Verse 2] Forget the troubles from nine to five With cola and Fanta we come alive Talkin' dreams and silly banter In a world of cola and orange Fanta [Chorus] Cola gives a kick so sweet and bold Fanta's fizzin' with stories untold Together they make the perfect blend A bubbly bond that will never end [Verse 3] In the back of a pickup truck we roam With cola and Fanta we're never alone Humming tunes from the old jukebox Together we can break all the clocks [Bridge] Underneath the twilight's gentle spell We toast to cola and Fanta as well Dancin' 'round with carefree laughter Forgetting time now and hereafter [Chorus] Cola gives a kick so sweet and bold Fanta's fizzin' with stories untold Together they make the perfect blend A bubbly bond that will never end
[Verse] Freddy's tail is wagging wild Through the park he runs so free Every step he takes a smile Best dog that there could be [Verse 2] He'll fetch sticks and chase the leaves Jumping high with all his might In his eyes I see the spark Freddy's glow lights up the night [Chorus] Oh Freddy you're a wonder Bringing joy with every bark Every day with you's an adventure You're my superstar [Verse 3] Morning starts with Freddy's grin Greeting me with joyful cries In a world of wagging tails Freddy's magic never dies [Verse 4] Loyal friend through thick and thin Always ready for some fun With you I feel I'm winning Freddy you're my number one [Chorus] Oh Freddy you're a wonder Bringing joy with every bark Every day with you's an adventure You're my superstar
[Verse] Eggs on the stove cookin' up quick Chromosomes clashin' like a light show trick We're wildin' out loud in the chaos Thick Walls can't handle Cody's headbutt kick [Verse 2] Neil causing shock with a glance and grin Stories we spin like a wild whirlwind Every day's a laugh it's a crazy win Saggy balls aside let's dive on in [Chorus] Living that Yog life no holds barred In the kitchen lab or our backyard Crazy and fun with kiddos and art Touchin' every heart playin' every part [Bridge] From chaos laughter rises anew Every moment fresh you never knew Flexing our genes as we break right through Life becomes a dance a wondrous view [Verse 3] Eggs leap to life in the kitchen heat Chromosomes sing to a rhythmic beat Walls tremble as Cody makes his feat Joy spills from heart to the dance of feet [Chorus] Living that Yog life no holds barred In the kitchen lab or our backyard Crazy and fun with kiddos and art Touchin' every heart playin' every part
I'm an Arby girl, in the Arby world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on, Arby, let's go party I'm an Arby girl, in the Arby world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
[Verse] Let's sing about the fruits we love Давайте фрукты вспоминать In Russian and in English too По-русски это говорить [Chorus] We'll have some fun let's start right now Веселье в каждом слове есть And learn a word or two with joy Учить слова — чудесный тест [Verse 2] Apple Яблоко so sweet and crisp Апельсин Orange juicy sip Banana Банан smooth and bright Груша Pear a tasty delight [Chorus] We'll have some fun let's start right now Веселье в каждом слове есть And learn a word or two with joy Учить слова — чудесный тест [Verse 3] Strawberries Клубника red and small Вишня Cherries love them all Grape Виноград so round and fine Арбуз Watermelon time [Chorus] We'll have some fun let's start right now Веселье в каждом слове есть And learn a word or two with joy Учить слова — чудесный тест
Verse 1: Waking up before the dawn, eyes heavy, dreams on hold, Books and notes scattered around, stories of the brave untold. Every day a battle, every step a climb, Through the sleepless nights, and the endless grind. Pre-Chorus: But I rise from the ashes, stronger every day, With a heart full of fire, and a mind that won’t sway. Chorus: I’m a warrior in white, with a future so bright, Through the trials and the pain, I keep my dreams in sight. Calculating every move, never backing down, One day I’ll wear that crown, and rock this whole town. Verse 2: In the halls of healing, where shadows sometimes loom, Learning from the struggle, in every patient’s room. With every challenge faced, and every tear I've shed, I build the strength within, to heal and to mend. Pre-Chorus: But I rise from the ashes, stronger every day, With a heart full of fire, and a mind that won’t sway. Chorus: I’m a warrior in white, with a future so bright, Through the trials and the pain, I keep my dreams in sight. Calculating every move, never backing down, One day I’ll wear that crown, and rock this whole town. Bridge: In the darkest hours, when the world seems cold, I remember why I started, and the stories yet untold. With a stethoscope in hand, and a spirit that won’t break, I’ll change the world someday, for every life’s sake. Chorus: I’m a warrior in white, with a future so bright, Through the trials and the pain, I keep my dreams in sight. Calculating every move, never backing down, One day I’ll wear that crown, and rock this whole town. Outro: So here’s to the journey, to the battles yet to fight, With courage as my armor, I’ll shine through the night. For every step I take, and every mountain I climb, I’m a medical student, and it’s my time to shine.
[Verse] I'm an Arby girl in an Arby world Life's fantastic made of plastic You can taste my fries in all the skies Imagination comes with all those pies [Verse 2] Hop in my roast beef we’re gonna go eat Wrap your taste buds in a warm fleet Sandwiches are rare we’re beyond compare Cheddar melting got you in my snare [Chorus] Come on Arby let's stop and eat So much flavor can't take the heat Grab some curly fries take a leap In this fast-food haven life’s sweet [Verse 3] Dancing bacon strips on a meaty cruise Sauce dipping madness got no time to lose Got shakes so creamy they’re a dream come true Milk this moment like fresh-morning dew [Bridge] All the beef and cheese makes you say please Drowning in our sauces full of zesty tease Drive-thru line’s a thrill doesn’t stand still All aboard this flavor train what a delightful chill [Chorus] Come on Arby let's stop and eat So much flavor can't take the heat Grab some curly fries take a leap In this fast-food haven life’s sweet
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