Rudolph the Academic Reindeer

[Verse]
You know essays and theses
And research so grand
You know journals and footnotes
All meticulously planned

[Verse 2]
But do you recall
The most distinguished deer of all
Rudolph the Academic Reindeer
Scholar bright and standing tall

[Chorus]
Rudolph with your brain so bright
Won"t you guide our minds tonight
With your knowledge shining clear
Lead our studies far and near

[Verse 3]
In the library late he stays
Pouring over pages dull and gray
But his insights brought new light
To the subjects dark as night

[Bridge]
The other deers used to jest
Never giving him a rest
But Rudolph showed them all
With citations ten feet tall

[Chorus]
Rudolph with your brain so bright
Won"t you guide our minds tonight
With your knowledge shining clear
Lead our studies far and near