Ballad of Armpit, Ohio Middle of nowhere with nothing but cornfields everywhere. The only thing you see outside of towns. Combine tractors, soybeans and hay, and horse drawn buggies. (horse power) Their horses drop loads of apples on the roads. (huge turds) The olivesburg general store serves quality ice cream and sandwiches. Right down the road on 96: Flip "em around and it"s 69. Cow dung on your boots and I might be wrong. But like Three Eleven: I stay strong all along. I learned from the amish, the farmers, the Mansfield and Ashland Ohio brew throughs. Yeah you can buy beer in a drive through. That"s right : you can buy beer in a drive through. buying beer in a drive through. Did you listen to the song and did ya hear? You can go to: A drive through to buy beer. (genius idea) Seems safe to me, but that"s the middle of Ohio, middle of nowhere, the armpit of America. (O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O) Smoke the flower and weed nuggles, there"s place in Ohio named Ruggles. Corn Rows. Combines and very limited afros. So many Amish and Mennonite Clowns. Cornhole game. Cornhole toss. West Virginia and Randy Moss. (greatest receiver of all time) Paint a picture like my man bob ross. Hang on Sloopy. Sloopy Hang on. (O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O) From sane to insanity, next up on Hannity. What about Gutfeld or Watters World, maybe some O"Rielly Factor. Rachel Maddow is an idiot with a dumb looking hairdo. That"s right, a dudes hairdo. (bull dyke only talks about the 3rd Reich) Uncle Google got nothing to do with Microsoft Bing but they do the same thing. Bill Gates, Hates America. Libs do too. Where"s Waldo or Where"s Snowden? Nevermind, We got off track so back to the amish. (horse apples) They make solid wood furniture and quality quilts. Mattress Mack (shout out Houston) Ashland, Olivesburg, Adario, and Savannah, (olde Keyes is out of business; had a pizza burger with the cheese and pepperoni inside the meat) Mansfield Corn Rows (ghetto) Farmlands. (stank) Ohio. (sloopy hang on) Welcome to the armpit of America. (beer drive through and horse apples, too)
smooth rock
English
nostalgic and humorous, with a sense of pride for rural life and tongue-in-cheek commentary on small-town America
ideal for road trips, backyard parties, or casual gatherings that celebrate Midwestern culture and humor
the lyrics feature a conversational and storytelling style, incorporating local references, rhymes, and playful wordplay, with a catchy chorus that encourages audience participation
[Strophe 1] Sufjan Zuberi 14 Jahre jung Kleiner Junge doch mit großem Schwung In Zwicky kennt ihn jedes Kind Weil er immer voller Leben ist und lacht im Wind [Refrain] Oh Sufjan du kleiner Held Dein Mut erstrahlt wie ein Sternenfeld Mit jedem Lächeln bringst du Licht Ein Herz aus Gold das niemals bricht [Strophe 2] Mit jedem Tag die Welt entdeckst Selbst in Dunkelheit du uns erweckst Freunde finden in deinem Licht Frieden finden wenn du sprichst [Refrain] Oh Sufjan du kleiner Held Dein Mut erstrahlt wie ein Sternenfeld Mit jedem Lächeln bringst du Licht Ein Herz aus Gold das niemals bricht [Bridge] Hände greifen nach den Sternen Träume folgen ohne Hemmen Mit dir wird jeder Tag ein Fest Du kleiner Held der niemals lässt [Refrain] Oh Sufjan du kleiner Held Dein Mut erstrahlt wie ein Sternenfeld Mit jedem Lächeln bringst du Licht Ein Herz aus Gold das niemals bricht
[Verse] From the mountains to the rolling plain, In the heart where freedom reigns, Under skies so wide and blue, Here"s a land that"s always true. [Chorus] Oh, Land of the Free Heart, Where dreams are never far apart, Together we stand, never to part, Forever loyal, right from the start. [Verse] Where the rivers flow so pure and clear, Every season holds us dear, Fields of gold that shimmer bright, In our land, everything feels right. [Chorus] Oh, Land of the Free Heart, Where dreams are never far apart, Together we stand, never to part, Forever loyal, right from the start. [Verse] In the towns where people smile, We"ll go the extra mile, Help our neighbors, lend a hand, We are proud of our blessed land. [Chorus] Oh, Land of the Free Heart, Where dreams are never far apart, Together we stand, never to part, Forever loyal, right from the start.
Wakes up early with a tune in his head Picks up his guitar, lets the riff spread Switches to drums, lays down the groove Got a hundred ideas before his third bowel move. (needs a doctor) Emails fly, texts roll in Another track, man, where do we begin From metal to blues, funk to the soul Hybrew won’t stop ‘til he’s sent ‘em in (click to receive) Hybrew’s got a million songs More jams than college kids smoke bongs Guitar’s on fire, drums keep the time Flooding your phone with another rhyme (look in the mirror and whine, saggy boobs is a crime) Family group chat’s blowin up again (never included) New demo sent to every friend Some say genius, most say insane you know You click that the thing replay it again and again (share and subscribe) Emails fly, texts roll in Another track, man, where do we begin From country to jazz, doom to punk Hybrew won’t stop. there"s a jam called thunk"d (Soundcloud check it out) Hybrew’s got a million songs Hell,every day, he"s got another one. Guitar’s on fire, phone alert again at night Flooding your phone annoying alright. (nobody ever replies) He don’t need no label deal Ain’t going for fame, just recording what’s real (I thought I had talent) One man band with a dream so strong By the time you reply, he’s got three more songs (throw noodles on the wall see what sticks) One day gone, five tracks made Another riff and musical tracks laid. Hybrew’s still jammin’ with no end in sight Better check your inbox, he sent one last night. Mosquitos get raid and maybe I"ll get paid. Like old school mafia maybe I"ll get made.
Wakes up early with a tune in his head Picks up his guitar, lets the riff spread Switches to drums, lays down the groove Got a hundred ideas before his third bowel move. (needs a doctor) Emails fly, texts roll in Another track, man, where do we begin From metal to blues, funk to the soul Hybrew won’t stop ‘til he’s sent ‘em in (click to receive) Hybrew’s got a million songs More jams than college kids smoke bongs Guitar’s on fire, drums keep the time Flooding your phone with another rhyme (look in the mirror and whine, saggy boobs is a crime) Family group chat’s blowin up again (never included) New demo sent to every friend Some say genius, most say insane you know You click that the thing replay it again and again (share and subscribe) Emails fly, texts roll in Another track, man, where do we begin From country to jazz, doom to punk Hybrew won’t stop. there"s a jam called thunk"d (Soundcloud check it out) Hybrew’s got a million songs Hell,every day, he"s got another one. Guitar’s on fire, phone alert again at night Flooding your phone annoying alright. (nobody ever replies) He don’t need no label deal Ain’t going for fame, just recording what’s real (I thought I had talent) One man band with a dream so strong By the time you reply, he’s got three more songs (throw noodles on the wall see what sticks) One day gone, five tracks made Another riff and musical tracks laid. Hybrew’s still jammin’ with no end in sight Better check your inbox, he sent one last night. Mosquitos get raid and maybe I"ll get paid. Like old school mafia maybe I"ll get made.
[Verse] Monkey king with boundless might Leaping mountains at first light In your heart the sun does rise Tales of valor reach the skies [Verse 2] In pursuit of truth you roam Far from Lanka"s golden throne With your strength and spirit free Bridge to wonders across the sea [Chorus] Hanuman oh mighty soul Climbing heights beyond control In your hands the power lies Lighting up the darkest skies [Verse 3] Setter of the forests aflame Echoes whispering your name With a tail of blazing fire Dreams and hopes you do inspire [Bridge] Every prayer and every hymn Feels so whole when sung for him Lion’s heart so bold so kind In your presence peace we find [Chorus] Hanuman oh mighty soul Climbing heights beyond control In your hands the power lies Lighting up the darkest skies
[Verse] Roosters crowin" at the breakin" dawn Kids are laughin" on the front lawn Chickens scratchin" in the dirt so fine Life is golden where the sun does shine [Verse 2] Barefoot runnin" through the meadow green Tiny hands collectin" eggs unseen Feathers flyin" as the hens flap by Giggles echo with the day so high [Chorus] We"re cluckin" around this happy town Feathers fly when we jump and bound Little hearts beatin" so wild and free Chickens and kids It"s a sight to see [Verse 3] Playin" tag under the old oak tree Chickens peckin" by the bumblebee Sun above and the grass below Simple joys only the young ones know [Bridge] Wagon rides with a chicken friend Days like this we hope won"t end Farms and fun in a sweet embrace Smilin" faces No need to chase [Chorus] We"re cluckin" around this happy town Feathers fly when we jump and bound Little hearts beatin" so wild and free Chickens and kids It"s a sight to see
Rolling hills where the rivers run wide Coal dust settles on the county line Backroad winding, no rush, no race Just a slow kind of life, built on grit and grace We stand tall, we stand free In the heart of West Virginia, that’s all we need From the farms to the town, let the voices be heard We ride with the pride of The Thundering Herd Friday nights under stadium lights Marshall green shining, burning bright Echoes of legends, we never forget Through the struggle and pain, we ain"t done yet (Randy Moss, Byron Leftwich, and another white dude that played quarterback) From the hollers to the hills, we stay strong Singin’ country songs, workin’ all day long Through the highs and the lows, one thing’s for sure West Virginia’s heartbeat will always endure We stand tall, we stand free In the heart of West Virginia, that’s all we need From Walmart to town, let the voices be heard We ride with the pride of The Thundering Herd. (the color is green not amber"s turd) So raise that flag, let the mountains ring For Huntington’s spirit and the strength we bring Through the trials and the fight, we remain undeterred Forever we march with The Thundering Herd (O-H-I-O— Just kidding, W-V-U ain"t got nothing on me )
[Verse] We met down by the Whisperin" Pines, A lazy river, where the water shines, Hand in hand, heart to heart, Two young souls, just a start. [Verse] The summer nights, warm and sweet, With the stars as our only sheet, Dancing slow in the moonlit glow, Whisperin" secrets, love would grow. [Chorus] In the heart of the Whisperin" Pines, Where your love became mine, Every kiss, every sigh, Echoes through the night, never dies. [Verse] Autumn leaves falling all around, Barefoot walks on that sacred ground, I held you close, feared the chill, But your love kept me warm still. [Verse] Even now, in the winter"s freeze, I feel your warmth in every breeze, Memories of us by that creek, In the Whisperin" Pines, love so deep. [Chorus] In the heart of the Whisperin" Pines, Where your love became mine, Every kiss, every sigh, Echoes through the night, never dies.
Ballad of Armpit, Ohio Middle of nowhere with nothing but cornfields everywhere. The only thing you see outside of towns. Tractors Combine, soybeans and hay, and horse drawn buggies. (horse power) Their horses drop loads of apples on the roads. (huge turds) The olivesburg general store serves quality ice cream to patriotic Americans. Right down the road on 96: Flip "em around and it"s 69. Cow dung on your boots and not saying it"s wrong. (you do you) But like Three Eleven: I stay strong all along. I learned from the amish, the farmers, the Mansfield and Ashland Ohio brew throughs. Yeah you can buy beer in a drive through. That"s right : you can buy beer in a drive through. buying beer in a drive through. Did you listen to the song and did ya hear? You can go to: A drive through to buy beer. (genius idea) Seems safe to me, but that"s the middle of Ohio, middle of nowhere, the armpit of America. (O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O) Smoke the flower and weed nuggles, there"s place in Ohio named Ruggles. Corn Rows. Combines and very limited afros. So many Amish and Mennonite Clowns. Cornhole game. Cornhole toss. West Virginia and Randy Moss. (greatest receiver of all time) Paint a picture like my man bob ross. Hang on Sloopy. Sloopy Hang on. (O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O) From sane to insanity, next up on Hannity. What about Gutfeld or Watters World, maybe some O"Rielly Factor. Rachel Maddow is an idiot with a dumb looking hairdo. That"s right, a dudes hairdo. (bull dyke only talks about the 3rd Reich) Uncle Google got nothing to do with Microsoft Bing but they do the same thing. Bill Gates, Hates America. Libs do too. Where"s Waldo or Where"s Snowden? Nevermind, We got off track so back to the amish. (horse apples) They make solid wood furniture and quality quilts. Mattress Mack (shout out Houston) Ashland, Olivesburg, Adario, and Savannah, (olde Keyes is out of business; had a pizza burger with the cheese and pepperoni inside the meat) Mansfield Corn Rows (ghetto AF) Drugs involved. Then the pig farms. (they be dang stanky) (O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O) (sloopy hang on) Welcome to the armpit of America. (beer drive through and horse apples, too) Must not be so bad if you"re still here. Take out the trash. (O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O)(O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O) (fades out)
Ballad of Armpit, Ohio Middle of nowhere with nothing but cornfields everywhere. The only thing you see outside of towns. Combine tractors, soybeans and hay, and horse drawn buggies. (horse power) Their horses drop loads of apples on the roads. (huge turds) The olivesburg general store serves quality ice cream and sandwiches. Right down the road on 96: Flip "em around and it"s 69. Cow dung on your boots and I might be wrong. But like Three Eleven: I stay strong all along. I learned from the amish, the farmers, the Mansfield and Ashland Ohio brew throughs. Yeah you can buy beer in a drive through. That"s right : you can buy beer in a drive through. buying beer in a drive through. Did you listen to the song and did ya hear? You can go to: A drive through to buy beer. (genius idea) Seems safe to me, but that"s the middle of Ohio, middle of nowhere, the armpit of America. (O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O) Smoke the flower and weed nuggles, there"s place in Ohio named Ruggles. Corn Rows. Combines and very limited afros. So many Amish and Mennonite Clowns. Cornhole game. Cornhole toss. West Virginia and Randy Moss. (greatest receiver of all time) Paint a picture like my man bob ross. Hang on Sloopy. Sloopy Hang on. (O-H-I-O, O-H-I-O) From sane to insanity, next up on Hannity. What about Gutfeld or Watters World, maybe some O"Rielly Factor. Rachel Maddow is an idiot with a dumb looking hairdo. That"s right, a dudes hairdo. (bull dyke only talks about the 3rd Reich) Uncle Google got nothing to do with Microsoft Bing but they do the same thing. Bill Gates, Hates America. Libs do too. Where"s Waldo or Where"s Snowden? Nevermind, We got off track so back to the amish. (horse apples) They make solid wood furniture and quality quilts. Mattress Mack (shout out Houston) Ashland, Olivesburg, Adario, and Savannah, (olde Keyes is out of business; had a pizza burger with the cheese and pepperoni inside the meat) Mansfield Corn Rows (ghetto) Farmlands. (stank) Ohio. (sloopy hang on) Welcome to the armpit of America. (beer drive through and horse apples, too)
Bakit gumagawi sa dakong iyon ang iyong hangal na timonel? Mababaw po sa bahaging iyon, ginang. Aba"y bilisan naman ninyo! Kaunting tulin pa ng makina! Bakit hindi buong tulin? Marahan po ang pagtakbo dahil tayo"y daraan sa palayanang iyan. Sa lalawigan ng Puente del Capricho ay may ginawang tulay ang isa naming kapatid. Hindi iyon natapos dahil nakialam ang isang pantas ng agham. Nanawagan sila sa pamamagitan ng kanilang teorya at pinintasan ang tulay na ito na hindi matatag at may kahinaan. Ngunit ang tulay ay nanatiling matatag sa pagdaan ng panahon sa kabila ng mga unos gaya ng baha at lindol. Humukay ng tuwid na kanal magbuhat sa bunganga ng Ilog hanggang sa labasan na daraanan patungong Maynila. Ang ibig kong sabihin ay magbukas ng panibagong lagusan at sarhan ang dating lagusan ng Ilog Pasig para sa paglalakbay. Kaguluhan? Nag-alsa ba ang bayan ng Ehipto? Nag-alsa ba ang mga bilanggong Hudyo laban sa Titus? Akala ko ba"y may nalalaman kayo sa kasaysayan? Makailang ulit nang may naganap na paghihimagsik sa bayang ito. Noong panahong pinipilit silang maghakot ng malalaking kahoy para sa gagawing daong ng mga barko...at kung hindi lamang dahil sa mga pari... Isang mulatong Amerikano! Ah, Indiyong Ingles! Isang Amerikano, hindi ko ba malalaman iyan? Siya"y mag-aalahas na nakilala ng kamahalan sa Havana. Isinama siya dito upang makabayad ng utang na loob at upang lalong magpayaman sa pamamagitan ng pagbebenta ng mga brilyanteng... posibleng huwad. Isa siyang taong walang utang na loob na manghuhuthot ng salapi ng mga Indiyo at pagkatapos ay... Ang Amerikanong iyan ay nag-iisip na walang tayong ibang higit na pinakikitunguhan kundi ang mga taong pula ang balat kaya"t wala siyang pakundangan na magsalita sa loob ng bapor kung paano gipitin at hamakin ang mga Indiyo. Siya rin ang nagpayong magpadala ng ekspedisyon sa Carolinas. Siya rin ang namahala sa pagpapagawa ng isang barkong pandigma gayong wala naman siyang alam tungkol dito. Gaano man karami ang kanyang salapi"y wala siyang nalalaman patungkol sa isang gawaing naval? Pero Don Custodio.... Kung ang lahat ay mag-aalaga ng pato ay dadami ang ballot... Ay, nakakadiri!