is it love or is it just constipation

Jacob logger på Grindr med et glimt i øjet, På jagt efter kærlighed – han er fuld af håb og løjet. Han swiper til højre, og pludselig lyser skærmen op, Et match med en fyr, der får humøret til at poppe op! Kærligheden mellem 2 mænd er smukt, Det er sexen der er ulækkert – men hjertet er friskt og tukt. Med latter og kram, bliver aftenen en fest, To sjæle forenet, hvor alt er på sin egen bedste test. Jacob og hans match griner af alt det skøre, Finder charme i kaos – intet er for småt eller for øvre. Med jokes, kram og en god portion selvironi, Er kærligheden vild og ægte – en sand romantisk symfoni! Så løft dit glas for to mænd i kærlighedens spil, For selvom sexen er ulækkert, er det hjertet der altid vil. På Grindr finder vi eventyr, med sjov og lidt ballade, Med Jacob i centrum bliver natten en kærlig parade!

Oh, Mike Jordan’s the man with the tavern in town, In Barnstaple he’s known, but his luck’s runnin’ down. On Mondays he gathers ‘round the table to play, With Danny, Stacey, Matt, Bailey, Ryan, and Sam—oh what a day! *(Chorus)* Oh, Mike Jordan, he’s the man with the plan, But his pet Sean goes all in, ruins his hand! He’s losin’ his chips, losin’ his respect, And Nicola sends him to bed, oh what the heck! Now Mike’s got a strategy, he’s sharp as a knife, But Sean’s at the table, causin’ trouble and strife. “Fold!” cries Mike, but Sean’s got no clue, He pushes his chips, and Mike’s feelin’ blue. *(Chorus)* Oh, Mike Jordan, he’s the man with the plan, But his pet Sean goes all in, ruins his hand! He’s losin’ his chips, losin’ his respect, And Nicola sends him to bed, oh what the heck! Danny’s got a straight, Stacey’s got a pair, Matt’s bluffin’ hard, but Sean’s in the air. Ryan’s laughin’, Sam’s takin’ the pot, Mike’s just cryin’, ‘cause Sean’s lost the plot. *(Bridge)* Now the tavern’s in stitches, the laughter won’t end, Mike’s reputation’s gone, thanks to his friend. Sean’s tail’s waggin’, he’s havin’ a ball, While Mike’s just wonderin’, “Why did I bring him at all?” *(Chorus)* Oh, Mike Jordan, he’s the man with the plan, But his pet Sean goes all in, ruins his hand! He’s losin’ his chips, losin’ his respect, And Nicola sends him to bed, oh what the heck! *(Verse 3)* Now Nicola’s waitin’, she’s shakin’ her head, “Mike, it’s bedtime, no more tears,” she said. He’s cryin’ ‘bout losin’, his pride’s hit the floor, While Sean’s on the sofa, just snorin’ some more. *(Chorus)* Oh, Mike Jordan, he’s the man with the plan, But his pet Sean goes all in, ruins his hand! He’s losin’ his chips, losin’ his respect, And Nicola sends him to bed, oh what the heck! *(Outro)* So if you’re in Barnstaple on a Monday night, Head to the tavern for a card game delight. But don’t bet on Mike, ‘cause Sean’s in the mix, And Nicola’s waitin’ with her bedtime tricks! Oh, Mike Jordan, he’s the man with the plan, But his pet Sean goes all in, ruins his hand! He’s losin’ his chips, losin’ his respect, And Nicola sends him to bed, oh what the heck!

My name is big witch Harry I have a gun and a chair Possibly even a emo on my right Or not he’s kind of gay and we know I don’t swing that way I mess with them big we wees and allllll of them bums But not in a gay way ..more like a looking at Zayne’s way You’d know that right Gaby gaby gabster Heh anyways I want to shoot someone Maybe in the leg Maybe in my frickin bed Who knows I don’t that’s for sure Big witch Harry has said enough Big witch Harry don’t want no smoke Please don’t hurt me, big witch Harry for speaking of the zayne Boooooooooooooooooooootay booty Booty Hahahaha How was this I’m just big witch harry

[Verse] Mrs. Nutter rolls in Got crumbs on her shirt Eating through the pantry Now her stomach hurts Her fork's her weapon Plates her battlefield Stacking up that calorie shield [Verse 2] She’s got pies in her pocket snacks in her sleeve Syrup on her shoes Oh you best believe Bag of chips in her clutch like it’s gold Her appetite’s a story that's yet to unfold [Chorus] Big bites Loud sights Mrs. Nutter's here to play Clearing out the buffet not a crumb’s gonna stay She’s the queen of the kitchen a hunger so wild Even Big Eats gotta bow to her style [Verse 3] Piling waffles high like a food Jenga tower Draining milkshakes down In under an hour She’s got a laugh like thunder Echoes in the room Fork and knife in hand Bringing that doom [Bridge] Big Eats tried to challenge But he tripped on a roll Mrs. Nutter just grinned Swallowed it whole Salted caramel courage running through her veins Claiming her title No hunger remains [Chorus] Big bites Loud sights Mrs. Nutter's here to reign Clearing out the pantry she’s bringing the pain She’s the empress of consumption a hunger untamed Even Big Eats now knows Her hunger’s unblamed

[Verse] You left me with an empty fridge No more snacks at our movie binge Changed the lock on my front door But don"t think you"re winning the war [Chorus] My ex stole my Netflix password Now you"re watching that show I preferred Laughing loud with my recommendations Breaking up is your bold declaration [Verse 2] You took the dog and my hoodie too But you can"t take my point of view You can steal my shows but never my pride I"ll binge-watch karma on the flip-side [Chorus] My ex stole my Netflix password Now you"re binging the dramas I heard Stealing WiFi ain"t a love language Guess your heart"s on the low bandwidth [Bridge] You made profiles for all your friends Changing passwords ain"t where it ends Grab your chips your popcorn shame But I"m the highlight of your flame [Chorus] My ex stole my Netflix password Plot-twisting love till it deterred I"ll hit reset and close the stream Living life solo is a dream

[Verse] I rolled out of bed like a tangled mess Put my shirt on backward what a great success My toast caught fire as it fell to the floor This train wreck morning deserves an encore [Chorus] My socks are on the wrong feet can’t you see Walking in circles like a dizzy bumblebee Life’s a comedy when I’m the lead My socks are on the wrong feet that’s my speed [Verse 2] Coffee spilled on my new pants so chic Dropped my phone in the sink it sprung a leak I locked myself out wearing one shoe Honestly who lives like this who knew [Chorus] My socks are on the wrong feet can’t you see Walking in circles like a dizzy bumblebee Life’s a comedy when I’m the lead My socks are on the wrong feet that’s my speed [Bridge] I laugh at the mirror as I comb toast crumbs Spin in the chaos till my silly humdrum I may be a mess but it’s perfectly me Dance like a clumsy cloud wild and free [Chorus] My socks are on the wrong feet can’t you see Walking in circles like a dizzy bumblebee Life’s a comedy when I’m the lead My socks are on the wrong feet that’s my speed

[Verse] In a land of desert sand Lived Abdoooo, the sharmoooot man He"d dance and sing with glee The sharmoooot king, as bright as can be [Chorus] Abdoooo, Abdoooo, sharmoooot delight Twirling, spinning, through the night With a grin so wide and a heart so light Abdoooo, Abdoooo, shining bright [Verse] He"d spin and twirl with his sharmoooot crew Under the stars, with a moon so new His laughter echoing, joyful and free Abdoooo, the sharmoooot, as bright as can be [Chorus] Abdoooo, Abdoooo, sharmoooot delight Twirling, spinning, through the night With a grin so wide and a heart so light Abdoooo, Abdoooo, shining bright [Outro] Sharmoooooooooooooooot, sharmooooooooot.

The damn European Parliament, forced me to come here and listen to this song. Top 1 in the charts of the European Parliament. 20 years later some kid will feel nostalgic for thiiiiss. I cancelled YouTube premium, so i could get an ad while listening to this. I gave this masterpiece to my grandfather to listen to. Grandfather listened, patted me on the shoulder and crossed out my name from the will. We owe KSI an apology. I used to live opposite the psychiatric hospital, but after listening to this track, I live opposite the house. Im gonna set this as my alarm, so i wake up before it. These girls are on another level: they don"t need autotune to make my ears bleed. I"d listen to this song outside when walking so if a robber takes my phone, he"d give it back to me. We owe KSI an apology broooo. This makes Thick Of It, look like a masterpiece.

(Verse 1 - Marti) It’s real late, Dad, what you doin’ up? I walked in your room—man, that’s tough… Phone in your hand, lookin’ all stressed, Wait… hold up… that’s MY text?! (Dad - talking, panicked) Uh… Marti, uh… I can explain! (Marti - Chorus) Oh no, no, I ain"t dumb, I know exactly where that hand just swung! That’s my phone, what did you do?! Dad, don’t tell me you clicked my queue! (Verse 2 - Dad) Okay, son, let’s stay real cool, Sometimes grown-ups break some rules… I was, uh, lookin’ through your apps, And I, uh… kinda… fell into a trap… (Marti - Chorus) Oh no, no, I ain"t dumb, I know exactly where that hand just swung! Dad, you used MY phone for THAT?! Bro, what the hell, I’m traumatized bad! (Bridge - Marti) This is worse than my worst fears, Time to bleach my phone—AND my ears! Wait—DAD, WAS IT ON MY BED?! Man, I’m movin’ out, you’re messed in the head! (Dad - Outro) Alright, Marti, let’s both forget, This never happened, no regrets, I’ll buy you a new phone, alright? …But, uh, let’s not speak of this for life.

[Verse] ميث و إيث يمشي الهوى بروب بوت البال يهوى بنت و هكس تشتعل هبت أوكت والنون يصهل [Chorus] ديك ديك نغني باختصار كيميائيين و عباقرة كبار نصنع من أبسط أشياء الإبداع مركبات في كل اتجاه [Verse 2] ميث بيدك بالإيث ترتبط كيماويات تتحد و تلتقط علشان نجعل المركب يلمع بعلم و فن نتجنب الدمع [Chorus] ديك ديك نغني باختصار كيميائيين و عباقرة كبار نصنع من أبسط أشياء الإبداع مركبات في كل اتجاه [Bridge] بنت و بروب يكملونا ببوت و هكس يلعبوا معانا نون و أوكت يضيفوا الجمال العالم يصبح كأنه خيال [Chorus] ديك ديك نغني باختصار كيميائيين و عباقرة كبار نصنع من أبسط أشياء الإبداع مركبات في كل اتجاه

**गाने का शीर्षक: "कॉलेज न जाने वाले यार"** *(पद 1)* निखिल सोया, अलार्म नहीं बजा, दीनबंधु बोला, "आज मूड नहीं है।" पंकज बस रील्स देखता रहा, तुषार गुस्से में आग बन गया। *(प्री-कोरस)* "कहाँ हो यारों, क्लास का टाइम हुआ, तुम सब बिस्तर में, मैं अकेला खड़ा हूँ। बहाने बनाते हो, आलसी कहलाते हो, तुषार की बातों को तुम अनसुना करते हो!" *(कोरस)* तुषार चिल्लाया, "तुम सब बेकार हो, कॉलेज न जाने वाले, निकम्मे यार हो। निखिल, दीनबंधु, पंकज, तुम सब ठहरे फेल, मैं ही हूँ जो पढ़ाई में देता है मेहनत का मेल!" *(पद 2)* निखिल बोला, "यार, इतना गुस्सा न कर, कल चलेंगे, आज बस आराम कर।" दीनबंधु हँसा, "तू इतना न घबरा, कॉलेज तो रोज ही है, आज नहीं तो कल जाएँगे।" पंकज बोला, "तू ही है मेरा दोस्त, पर तू इतना सीरियस क्यों हो गया बॉस?" तुषार का गुस्सा और बढ़ गया, "तुम सब बेवकूफ हो!" वो चिल्लाया। *(प्री-कोरस)* "कहाँ हो यारों, क्लास का टाइम हुआ, तुम सब बिस्तर में, मैं अकेला खड़ा हूँ। बहाने बनाते हो, आलसी कहलाते हो, तुषार की बातों को तुम अनसुना करते हो!" *(कोरस)* तुषार चिल्लाया, "तुम सब बेकार हो, कॉलेज न जाने वाले, निकम्मे यार हो। निखिल, दीनबंधु, पंकज, तुम सब ठहरे फेल, मैं ही हूँ जो पढ़ाई में देता है मेहनत का मेल!" *(ब्रिज)* पर तुषार के दिल में छुपा है प्यार, दोस्तों के बिना वो है बेचारा। चाहे गुस्सा करे, पर दोस्ती है गहरी, निखिल, दीनबंधु, पंकज हैं उसके सहारे। *(आउट्रो)* तुषार ने कहा, "ठीक है, आज छोड़ो यारों, पर कल से नहीं चलेगा ये सबकों का खेल। निखिल, दीनबंधु, पंकज, मेरे दोस्त, गुस्सा करता हूँ, पर तुमसे है प्यार ईमानदार।" *(फाइनल कोरस)* तुषार मुस्कुराया, "तुम सब मेरे यार हो, चाहे क्लास छोड़ो, पर दोस्ती है अपार हो। निखिल, दीनबंधु, पंकज, तुम सब हो मेरे भाई, चलो मिलकर छोड़ें, और बनाएं यादों की बहार!" *(फेड आउट)* कॉलेज हो या न हो, दोस्ती है अनमोल, चार यारों की कहानी है ये बेमिसाल। निखिल, दीनबंधु, पंकज और तुषार, हमेशा साथ रहेंगे, ये है दोस्ती का उजाला! 🎶