is it love or is it just constipation

This one's for you Lord Cable-car! My love for you is like the most demonic cucumber, Your face reminds me of lovely to touch blue footed boobie, Together, we are like caserole and chick fil a sauce. Oh darling Damian, My demonic cucumber, My lovely to touch sweet potato fry, The perfect companion to my caserole soul. Period blood are red, Balls are blue, I like meth, But not as much as I love snorting with you! Oh darling Damian, Your nuts are like innocent pimp canes on a oregano day, You're like the most skiddish gynachologist to ever walk the lords house. Your lovely to touch blue footed boobi face, Your chick fil a sauce soul, Your innocent nuts, Your skiddish gynachologist being... How could I look at another when our demonic cucumber love is so strong? I love you Lord Cable-car!

[Verse] Filus sedí, ovladač v ruce, Cayo Perico v mapě, srdce buší prudce. Kámoši ve skupině, plánujou heist vzkutku, on by radši na gauči, dává AFK výpravu. [Verse 2] "Kluci, dneska beze mně, strach mě v žilách pálí," říká s úsměvem, ve hře vidí jenom kali. "Grind je pro jiný, já chci chillovat v klidu, jestli mě chcete, najdete na pláži v stínu." [Chorus] Filus a Cayo Perico, to je drama, pryč by letěl, radši vzal by jakoukoli bránu. Heist srdce jeho děsí, to je fakt, AFK, to je plán, co má rád. [Verse 3] Přátelé se smějí, Filus zhltá toust, "Cítím se jak reálný ghost, zmizím jak ze snů." Cayo Perico, dobrodružství znějí lákavě, ale radši na AFK, spím sladce na karimatce. [Verse 4] "Hoši, kdybych měl odvahu, šel bych s vámi all-in, ale grind ve mně vzbuzuje spíš psyhoslánín." Když na pláži, ticho tam a žádný napětí, radši chill, no stress, tak si to představí. [Chorus] Filus a Cayo Perico, to je drama, pryč by letěl, radši vzal by jakoukoli bránu. Heist srdce jeho děsí, to je fakt, AFK, to je plán, co má rád.

Peppe sta seduto, il caffè è già finito, il mouse lo muove piano, ma il file resta in stallo. "Lo edito domani", dice al suo destino, e intanto su Twitch fa il simpaticone divino. Le clip si accumulano, le scadenze pure, i sottoposti gridano: "Che torture!" Ma lui con calma, un sorriso beato, dice: "Tranquilli, tutto sarà editato!" Un giorno, forse, con un po' di magia, Peppe finirà quel video in un'ora o due via. Ma fino ad allora, con un caffè in mano, si gode la vita… domani è lontano! Peppe, Peppe, sei il nostro eroe, anche se il montaggio non è mai per noi. Procrastini pure, ci fai disperare, ma senza di te, chi ci farebbe ridere?

Oh, I was walking down the street, When I saw something quite unique, It wasn’t big, it wasn’t small, It was a thing we all can recall! (Chorus) Oh, the penis, the penis, It’s funny, it’s silly, it’s mean-uh-ness, From the tip to the base, It’s a shape we all embrace, Oh, the penis, the penis, let's sing! In the locker rooms, in the showers, It's there, it's real, in many hours, The boys and the girls may giggle and grin, But we all know, it’s where we begin! Oh, the penis, the penis, It’s awkward, it’s cheeky, it’s free-ness, It’s a part of the human race, A little thing with a big embrace, Oh, the penis, the penis, let’s dance! Now, don’t be shy, don’t hide your face, It’s just anatomy, part of the race, We all have one, whether small or large, It’s no big deal, we’re all in charge! (Chorus) Oh, the penis, the penis, It’s funny, it’s silly, it’s free-ness, From the start of your day, To the end of your way, Oh, the penis, the penis, hooray! So let’s all laugh, and have some fun, The penis is a part of everyone! No need to be embarrassed, let’s all shout, We’ve got a penis, so let’s dance about

(Verse 1) Deck the halls with video games, Fa la la la la, 'tis Boysmas day! Carson, Brody, Steve, and Pat, Gather 'round, no girls allowed at that! (Chorus) Boysmas, Boysmas, a holiday delight, Just for the lads, on this merry night, Feasting, gaming, and fun galore, Boysmas magic, forever in store! (Verse 2) To Post they'll head, for a Italian treat, Pizzas, pastas, and laughter to eat, Their bellies full, their spirits bright, They'll take on the night, with all their might! (Chorus) Boysmas, Boysmas, a holiday delight, Just for the lads, on this merry night, Feasting, gaming, and fun galore, Boysmas magic, forever in store! (Bridge) Then off to Besk, for a gaming spree, Consoles ablaze, with virtual glee, Friendships forged, in the digital heat, Boysmas memories, to forever repeat! (Verse 3) As the night winds down, and the dawn draws near, The boys will cherish, the Boysmas cheer, A day of camaraderie, of fun and play, Boysmas spirit, will guide them on their way! (Chorus) Boysmas, Boysmas, a holiday delight, Just for the lads, on this merry night, Feasting, gaming, and fun galore, Boysmas magic, forever in store!

[Verse] Woke up this mornin' Felt somethin' strange A little discomfort I'm feelin' deranged It's not a big deal But I need some relief Gotta scratch it now Gotta soothe this grief [Verse 2] Walkin' down the street I’m doin' my dance Tryin' to be cool with a hand in my pants People lookin' at me Wonderin' what's wrong But this itch is real strong It's a real ding-dong [Chorus] Laugh it off It's a comedy show Sometimes life's silly Ya just gotta flow Itchy situations They come and they go But right now I just need a scratch Whoa [Verse 3] Called up the doc Said I got an issue He laughed a bit Said get some tissue It happens to the best No need for alarm Just apply the cream and it'll do no harm [Bridge] So if you're feelin' itchy Don't you worry Stay calm We've all been there Yeah it’s part of the charm Life's little hiccups They make us strong Just scratch that itch and keep movin' along [Chorus] Laugh it off It's a comedy show Sometimes life's silly Ya just gotta flow Itchy situations They come and they go But right now I just need a scratch Whoa

[Verse] I woke up this morning feeling kinda slow But I knew what I needed it was time to go I ran to the bathroom didn't take too long When I sat down I knew something was wrong [Verse 2] The clock was ticking pressure on the rise Stomach's churning I got butterflies I grabbed the paper took a deep breath in Hoping this ordeal wouldn't be a spin [Chorus] Oh the bathroom blues got me feeling down Sitting here with a worried frown But once it's done I'll feel like a king Freedom that it brings makes my heart sing [Verse 3] I read the shampoo bottle twice or thrice Thinking why it's gotta be this precise Every little sound makes me feel alive A battle won feeling oh so revived [Bridge] The flush of victory echoes in the hall I've conquered the throne standing tall This daily grind it ain't a crime Just part of life in this strange ol' rhyme [Chorus] Oh the bathroom blues got me feeling down Sitting here with a worried frown But once it's done I'll feel like a king Freedom that it brings makes my heart sing

On the first day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me A rage inducing valorant stream. On the second day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the third day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the fourth day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the fifth day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Five orange fits, Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the sixth day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Six oily bodies, Five orange fits, Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Twoaudi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the seventh day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Seven back post rotates, Sixoily bodies, Five orange fits, Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the eighth day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Eight women teammates, Seven back post rotates, Six oily bodies, Five orange fits, Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the ninth day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Nine fake jordans, Eight women teammates, Seven back post rotates, Six oily bodies, Five orange fits, Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the tenth day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Ten fat fingers, Nine fake jordans, Eight women teammates, Seven back post rotates, Six oily bodies, Five orange fits, Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Eleven 3 inch weiners, Ten fat fingers, Nine fake jordans, Eightwomen teammates, Seven back post rotates, Six oily bodies, Five orange fits, Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my stubby gave to me Twelve shitters shitting, Eleven 3 inch weiners, Ten fat fingers, Nine fake jordans, Eight women teammates, Seven back post rotates, Six oily bodies, Five orange fits, Four bench presses, Three hairy pubes, Two audi cars, And a rage inducing valorant stream

b ka khana mujhe khana padegaaaaa Magar yeh toh hai icha ke khilafff Par majburi hai yahaaaa Papa kehte hai toh jana padegaaaa Ashok club ka khana mujhe khana padegaaaaa Magar yeh toh hai icha ke khilaffff Par majburi hai yahaaa Behte hai milke gharwale apneee Unke dilo mei arman yeh hai Behte hai milke gharwale apneee Unke dilo mei arman yeh hai Kal woh Ashok club jayega Har ek najar ka Sapna yeh hai Koi Mujhe Bhejega ka plan karega, Mujhe toh jaana Padega, Yeh Majboori Hai, Hai yeh papa ka Faisla.

Verse 1: Yo, Matthew and Jayden, what’s this I see? Lovebirds in the wild, it’s a comedy. One smells bad, the other’s XXL, Together y’all a story that’s hard to tell. Jayden pulled up with that funk so loud, Matthew said, “That’s my man,” and he’s real proud. A match made in chaos, that’s no lie, Y’all turning heads, but no one knows why. Chorus: Matthew and Jayden, it’s a wild pair, One needs soap, the other needs air. Opposites attract, that’s what they say, But this duo? Man, it’s a crazy day. Verse 2: Matthew, bro, you got a big heart, true, But Jayden’s smell got it tearing in two. Jayden, my guy, can’t you take a shower? Matthew’s out here sniffing funk by the hour. Y’all holding hands, yeah, it’s kinda sweet, But the odor in the room got us off our feet. Power couple vibes? Nah, it’s a scare, When y’all walk in, everyone’s aware. Chorus: Matthew and Jayden, it’s a wild pair, One needs soap, the other needs air. Opposites attract, that’s what they say, But this duo? Man, it’s a crazy day. Bridge: Y’all do you, but we gotta confess, Together y’all a beautiful, chaotic mess. True love’s blind, that’s what they claim, But this whole thing got us questioning the game. Outro: All jokes aside, y’all keep it tight, Do your thing, live your life, shine your light. We clown for fun, it’s all in play, Matthew and Jayden, y’all own the day!

Verse 1: Yo, Matthew and Jayden, what’s this I see? Lovebirds in the wild, it’s a comedy. One smells bad, the other’s XXL, Together y’all a story that’s hard to tell. Jayden pulled up with that funk so loud, Matthew said, “That’s my man,” and he’s real proud. A match made in chaos, that’s no lie, Y’all turning heads, but no one knows why. Chorus: Matthew and Jayden, it’s a wild pair, One needs soap, the other needs air. Opposites attract, that’s what they say, But this duo? Man, it’s a crazy day. Verse 2: Matthew, bro, you got a big heart, true, But Jayden’s smell got it tearing in two. Jayden, my guy, can’t you take a shower? Matthew’s out here sniffing funk by the hour. Y’all holding hands, yeah, it’s kinda sweet, But the odor in the room got us off our feet. Power couple vibes? Nah, it’s a scare, When y’all walk in, everyone’s aware. Chorus: Matthew and Jayden, it’s a wild pair, One needs soap, the other needs air. Opposites attract, that’s what they say, But this duo? Man, it’s a crazy day. Bridge: Y’all do you, but we gotta confess, Together y’all a beautiful, chaotic mess. True love’s blind, that’s what they claim, But this whole thing got us questioning the game. Outro: All jokes aside, y’all keep it tight, Do your thing, live your life, shine your light. We clown for fun, it’s all in play, Matthew and Jayden, y’all own the day!

In the land of Hobbits, where the beer flows free, Lived a guy named Frodo, who was small as can be. He got a shiny ring from his Uncle Bilbo, But it came with a Dark Lord, and boy, was he a psycho! Chorus: We're on a quest for the Ring of Power, With a wizard, some elves, and a walking tower. Gandalf's a pyro, he loves his fireworks, But when he fights the Balrog, he's all "You shall not twerk!" Verse 2: Aragorn's a ranger, with a sword and a frown, He's got the looks, but his hair's always down. Legolas shoots arrows, like he's playing a game, While Gimli counts his kills, but he's always last to claim. Chorus: We're on a quest for the Ring of Power, Frodo's got the blisters, Sam's got the flour. Gollum's just creepy, with his "My Precious" shtick, But when he's in charge, he's a real pain in the nick! Bridge: Boromir's tempted, wants the ring for his land, But he ends up with arrows, not quite what he planned. Pippin and Merry, they're the comic relief, They'll steal your food, your pipe, and then your belief. Verse 3: Frodo climbs Mount Doom, it's hot and it's smelly, He drops the ring in, but not before he's jelly. Eagles come to save them, 'cause walking's for chumps, And everyone's hugging, except for the orcs. Chorus: We've ended our quest for the Ring of Power, Back to the Shire, where the gardens flower. Sauron's a big eye, but now he's just ash, And Aragorn's king, 'cause he's got the right stash. Outro: So here's to the trilogy, of laughter and tears, With characters so quirky, they've lasted these years. From hobbits to ents, from dwarves to the sea, Lord of the Rings was one epic comedy!