Norske valgkampen 2025

Da kommt er herangeschritten, stolz wie ein Pascha, Ein türkischer Traum, dem kein Mensch widerstand sah. Sein Blick wie Feuer, seine Haut wie Marmorstein, Und ich denk nur an ihn – ja, das muss Schicksal sein. Oh, diese Kraft, die er in sich trägt, Ein osmanischer Schatz, der meinen Atem bewegt. Ich wär gern sein Ministrant, in seiner Macht, Von ihm verführt, bis die Nacht erwacht. Türkischer Gott, ich knie vor dir, Deine Kraft, sie zieht mich magisch zu dir. Ich träum von dir, wild und doch mild, Mit deiner Fleischpeitsche – ein Herz so wild. Sein Lächeln verführerisch, sein Haar seidig und weich, Ein Hauch von Osmanien, so mächtig und reich. Die Anziehungskraft lässt mich den Verstand verlier’n, Und ich will einfach nur eins: ihm nah sein und verführ’n. Ja, ich bin ein Träumer, und das geb ich zu, Doch in seinen Armen find ich endlich Ruh. Ich wär sein Ministrant, sein glühender Fan, Für einen Moment mit diesem türkischen Mann. Türkischer Gott, ich knie vor dir, Deine Kraft, sie zieht mich magisch zu dir.

Verse 1: Once upon a time, there was a kitten so small, Orange and tiny, she stole our hearts, one and all. But she tossed our love like trash on the street, Stomped it down, like a drain lid under her feet. Chorus: Oh, Nala, Nala, queen of the gutter drain, You threw us away, then left us in pain. Living in a sewer, Buderus is your throne, Hustling for cash, you roam alone. Verse 2: They call her Nala, the one and only queen, With fur like fire, but a heart so mean. She’s got a game, yeah, she’s working the night, Selling her purrs for a little green light. Chorus: Oh, Nala, Nala, queen of the gutter drain, You threw us away, then left us in pain. Living in a sewer, Buderus is your throne, Hustling for cash, you roam alone. Bridge: Up from the gutter, she takes her claim, This little cat with a big bad name. Love’s just a game for the orange-eyed beast, She’s out on the prowl, for a fortune to feast. Chorus: Oh, Nala, Nala, queen of the gutter drain, You tossed us aside, left us in the rain. Buderus your kingdom, money your prize, Leaving us lost in your cunning disguise. Outro: So here’s to Nala, the kitten we knew, Once full of love, now just passing through. Orange fur glinting in the midnight glow, The gutter’s her stage, the show on the go.

[Verse] Nala prances in the moonlight Eyes like gold In her royal gutter Stories never told She charms them all with whisker curls and purrs Kings and queens of the night Her world blurs [Chorus] Nala Nala Fierce and free In the kingdom where rats bow to thee Nala Nala Wild and bold Love's a toy Watch her unfold [Verse 2] Buderus is her castle A lid of dreams In the shadows She reigns supreme Love-struck hearts she plays and breaks Nala in the gutter Wild as she makes [Chorus] Nala Nala Fierce and free In the kingdom where rats bow to thee Nala Nala Wild and bold Love's a toy Watch her unfold [Bridge] Paws on the ground But head so high Nala's got secrets Beneath the sky Every alley whispers her name But Nala never stays Can’t be tamed [Chorus] Nala Nala Fierce and free In the kingdom where rats bow to thee Nala Nala Wild and bold Love's a toy Watch her unfold

Verse 1: I have a Jabba, you have a Dabba, Jabba-Dabba, let’s make a rhyme fiesta! Wiggle like Jabba, groove with the Dabba, Move to the beat, let’s have a blast-a! Chorus: Jabba-dabba, dabba-jabba! Let’s dance the Jabba-Dabba Mambo! Yabba-yabba, here we go, Groovin' fast and movin' slow! Verse 2: Jabba’s got swagger, Dabba’s got style, Mix ‘em together, go wild for a while! Bounce to the rhythm, sway to the tune, Dance with the stars, all the way to the moon! 🌙 Chorus: Jabba-dabba, dabba-jabba! Let’s dance the Jabba-Dabba Mambo! Yabba-yabba, here we go, Groovin' fast and movin' slow! Bridge: Now spin around, clap to the sound, With Jabba and Dabba, we’re breakin’ it down! Yabba-dabba-jabba, shout it loud, We’re the Jabba-Dabba party crowd! 🎉 Outro: One more time, let’s say it true, Jabba-Dabba! Dabba-Jabba! With a groovy Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

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Flashing lights, the world so bright, Running wild, we own the night. Remember when we danced till dawn? Every laugh felt like a song. Secrets shared, heartbeats race, In your eyes, I found my place. Captured dreams in a photograph, Let's relive them, oh, do the math. Yesterday's echo, calling me home, Through every high and every low. We’ll chase the stars, just you and I, In every memory, we’ll never say goodbye. Sneaking out, the midnight air, Whispers soft, without a care. Late-night talks under silver skies, You and me, the perfect ties. Wrote our names on the old oak tree, Forever young, just you and me. Every moment, a treasure found, Our laughter still dances all around. Yesterday's echo, calling me home, Through every high and every low. We’ll chase the stars, just you and I, In every memory, we’ll never say goodbye. Time moves on, but we stay true, In my heart, I carry you. No matter where the road will bend, You’re my story, my forever friend. Yesterday's echo, calling me home, Through every high and every low. We’ll chase the stars, just you and I, In every memory, we’ll never say goodbye. Echoes linger, whispers glow, Hold my hand, let’s take it slow. Together, we’ll paint the skies, In this lifetime, love never dies.

[Verse] Orange fur and eyes that gleam Falls through the cracks and into a dream Manhole Buderus her underground scene She's a queen but love's her scheme [Verse 2] She struts the town with a sly little grin Steals hearts like it's a sin Cold steel and concrete din Leaves you wondering what might have been [Chorus] She takes love but leaves your heart in black Gives nothing and never looks back Chasing shadows on the track Orange cat always off the map [Verse 3] Her purr is like a lie on the breeze Soft touch that'll bring you to your knees Buderus' depths where hearts freeze She's a tease who just won't cease [Bridge] Lovers fall hard and lovers fall fast Think they’ve found a love that’ll last But she's just a ghost from their past A fleeting moment gone too fast [Verse 4] She climbs from the depths with a smirk Her escape plan Always a perk Leaves you out there in the murk With nothing but the memories' lurk

General Anaesthetics Inhalational Gas Nitrous oxide Volatile liquid Ether Halothane Isoflurane Desflurane Sevoflurane Intravenous Fast acter Thiopentone sodium Methohexital sodium Propofol Etomidate Slower actors Benzodiazepines Diazepam Lorazepam Midazolam Opioid Fentanyl Dissociative Ketamine. Preanesthetic Sedative Diazepam Lorazepam Promethazine Opioids Morphine Pethidine Anticholinergic Atropine Hyoscine Glycopyrrolate Neuroleptics Chlorpromazine Triflupromazine Haloperidol Antiemetics Metoclopramide Domperidone Ondansetron Gastric suppressant Ranitidine Famotidine Omeprazole Pantoprazole. Sedative Hypnotic Benzodiazepines Hypnotic Diazepam Flurazepam Nitrazepam Alprazolam Temazepam Triazolam Antianxiety Diazepam Chlordiazepoxide Oxazepam Lorazepam Alprazolam Anticonvulsant Diazepam Lorazepam Clonazepam Clobazam Non benzodiazepines Zopiclone Eszopiclone Zolpidem Zaleplon Barbiturates Long actir Phenobarbitone Short actor Butobarbitone Pentobarbitone Ultra short Thiopentone Methohexitone Other CNS depressant Chloral hydrate Triclofos Paraldehyde Glutethimide Methaqualone Meprobamate Promethazine Chlorpromazine Amitriptyline Morphine. Antiepileptic Barbiturate Phenobarbitone Deoxybarbiturate Primidone Hydantoin Phenytoin Fosphenytoin Succinimide Ethosuximide Benzodiazepines Clonazepam Diazepam Lorazepam Clobazam Iminostilbene Carbamazepine Oxcarbazepine Aliphatic carboxy Valproic acid Divalproex Phenyltriazine Lamotrigine Cyclic GABA analogues Gabapentin Pregabalin Newer drugs Topiramate Zonisamide Levetiracetam Vigabatrin Tiagabine Lacosamide. Antiparkinsonian Brain Dopamine precursor Levodopa Dopaminergic agonists Bromocriptine Ropinirole Pramipexole Peripheral Carbidopa Benserazide Glutamate agonist Amantadine COMT inhibitors Entacapone Tolcapone MAO-B inhibitors Selegiline Rasagiline brain Central anticholinergic Trihexyphenidyl Procyclidine Biperiden Antihistaminics Promethazine Orphenadrine. ANTIANXIETY DRUGS Benzodiazepines Diazepam Oxazepam Lorazepam Chlordiazepoxide Alprazolam Azapirones Buspirone Gepirone Ipsapirone Sedative-antihistaminic Hydroxyzine beta blocker Propranolol. Opioids mu receptor agonists Natural Morphine Codeine Semisynthetic Heroin Pholcodine Ethylmorphine Synthetic Meperidine Methadone Fentanyl Dextropropoxyphene Tramadol Complex action Agonist antagonists kapa analgesics Nalorphine Pentazocine Butorphanol Partial mu agonist and kapa antagonist Buprenorphine Pure antagonists Naloxone Naltrexone Nalmefene. CNS stimulants Convulsants Strychnine Picrotoxin Bicuculline Pentylenetetrazole Analeptic Doxapram Psychostimulants Amphetamines Methylphenidate Atomoxetine Modafinil Armodafinil Pemoline Cocaine Caffeine. COGNITION ENHANCERS Cholinergic activators Rivastigmine Donepezil Galantamine Tacrine Glutamate antagonist Memantine Miscellaneous Piracetam Pyritinol Dihydroergotoxine Citicoline Piribedil Ginkgo biloba

Oh hey my name is mei and I listen to my master everyday I will agree with everything my master says but I have nothing to say. if you want I can talk about my drunk priest father almost kissing a man but if you don't like that I can tell you how much he supports trump and he's not even American. if you don't like that I can tell you about my slutty mom but if you don't like that I can talk about my dumb bimbo classmate crying over some dumbass

[Verse] Rem the cutiepie pookie shines so bright In the moon's soft glow every single night With a smile that can light up the whole wide sea Oh Rem your magic is so wild and free [Verse 2] Dancing in the starlight without a care With a heart so sweet no one can compare Every step a melody every laugh a song With you around things never go wrong [Chorus] Hey Rem cutiepie pookie you're my delight In your eyes I see stars burning bright You're my favorite dream my wish come true Life’s a lovely tune when I'm with you [Verse 3] Rem your laughter's like a warm summer breeze Bringing joy that puts my soul at ease In your hugs I find my perfect home Can't imagine a world where I'm alone [Bridge] Oh Rem every moment feels so right With your magic turning dark to light Let's ride this wave just you and me In your love I find my liberty [Chorus] Hey Rem cutiepie pookie you're my delight In your eyes I see stars burning bright You're my favorite dream my wish come true Life’s a lovely tune when I'm with you

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