Gabby's Funky Aroma

[Verse]
Gabby strolled in, air got toxic fast,
Nose hairs singed, thought I'd breathed my last.
Cloud creepin', peeled paint from the wall,
Her funk so thick, it could smother us all.
[Verse 2]
Laundry basket vibes, marinated for weeks,
A whiff of her scent, took speeches from geeks.
Walk by crowds? They part like the Red Sea,
Gabby got an aura that'll knock down a tree.
[Chorus]
Gabby's funk stay loud and absurd,
Left nostrils burnt like flamin' dessert.
She the queen of the reek, wearin' her crown,
Funky fresh... nah, just funky goin' 'round.
[Verse 3]
Each step she take, earth quakes with the stank,
Even skunks in the street givin’ her the blank.
Drippin’ in doom, eau de rotten bouquet,
Febreze met its match, ran away in dismay.
[Verse 4]
Gabby’s smell so heavy, it bendin’ the breeze,
Allergic reactions hittin’ folks on they knees.
Mosquitoes tried to bite, passed out from the funk,
Her whole olfactory game mad overdrunk.
[Bridge]
Why the soap dodge? It ain’t even that hard,
She trippin’ like hygiene scarred her heart.
The unscented rebel, ruler of grime's lair,
Gabby's aroma's an eternal nightmare.