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**"If They Have Each Other"** (A Parody of *If We Have Each Other* by Alec Benjamin) *(Verse 1)* The world’s got money, they’ve got the power, They buy the laws and control the hour, While we’re just here working for crumbs, As they sit in mansions, their fortunes numb. They got the best schools, the finest clothes, While we’re stuck paying off loans and woes, But they tell us, “Don’t worry, it’s all okay,” As their wealth keeps growing, and we lose our way. *(Pre-Chorus)* But the world’s not perfect, but it’s not that bad, If they’ve got each other and all that they have. They keep us divided, but we’re holding on tight, To dreams that they’re selling, while they win the fight. *(Chorus)* When the world’s not perfect, when the world’s not kind, If they have each other, they’ll be just fine. They don’t see the struggle, they don’t know the pain, 'Cause they’ve got their empire, and they stay in the game. But when the world’s not perfect, when the world’s not fair, If they have each other, they won’t even care. *(Verse 2)* They throw us a bone, say it’s all we deserve, Then laugh in their clubs with their gold reserve, They’ll tell us to hustle, to pull up our boots, While they pass down their fortune and drink from the roots. The system’s rigged, but they don’t seem to mind, As they climb higher, leaving us behind. But they’ve got each other, that’s all that they need, While we keep on begging, just trying to feed. *(Pre-Chorus)* But the world’s not perfect, but it’s not that bad, If they’ve got each other, they’ve got what they had. They say, “Don’t worry, just trust in the plan,” But the only plan’s for the rich, man, for the rich, man. *(Chorus)* When the world’s not perfect, when the world’s not kind, If they have each other, then they’ll be just fine. They don’t see the struggle, they don’t know the pain, 'Cause they’ve got their empire, and they stay in the game. But when the world’s not perfect, when the world’s not fair, If they have each other, they won’t even care. *(Bridge)* Oh, if they have each other, they’ll never see the tears, They’ll keep pulling the strings while we face our fears. It’s a broken game, but they’ll keep playing, As we fight for a chance, while they keep swaying. *(Chorus)* When the world’s not perfect, when the world’s not kind, If they have each other, then they’ll be just fine. They don’t see the struggle, they don’t know the pain, 'Cause they’ve got their empire, and they stay in the game. But when the world’s not perfect, when the world’s not fair, If they have each other, they won’t even care. *(Outro)* If they have each other, they’ll never look back, While we’re left to survive in this world they’ve cracked. It’s not perfect, no, it’s not kind, But if they have each other, they’ll never be blind. mmm, mmm, mmm

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Every moment spent beneath the moonlight Whispers of your name dance in the night With every heartbeat I can feel the spark You're the rhythm baby lighting up my dark You're the melody that plays in my heart The sweetest tune that life could ever start With every note I know it's true The reason why I love you is written in the stars too Through the storms and the gentle rain You’re the sunshine breaking through my pain In a crowded room I hear your song A symphony guiding me where I belong You're the melody that plays in my heart The sweetest tune that life could ever start With every note I know it's true The reason why I love you is written in the stars too Oh let the universe conspire To keep our flames forever higher Together we'll dance unafraid to fall In this cosmic

The Ballad of the Aldbury 2024 Verse 1 Oh, gather ‘round and lend an ear, To tales of Aldbury’s finest year! With mishaps grand and stories tall, We’ll sing and laugh about them all. Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 2 Rob Ray left his car a-runnin’, Three and a half hours, now ain’t that somethin’? Steve Webb’s keys, they went astray, In Heathrow’s car park while he flew away! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 3 At Christmas dinner, the jollies ran high, But five caught Covid, oh my, oh my! Sandra and Jeff saw fists take flight, As their Ryanair plane made a mid-air fright. Verse 4 David Demmery, he took a spill, On a blue ski slope, now he’s sitting still. And Annie packed shoes that didn’t twin, She’s walking through Cornwall in quite a spin ! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 5 Now George won’t leave his mortar and pestle, He grinds his spices with tourist hustle. Nikki Sharp left Dobbies unpaid, With Mum in tow, it’s a daring escapade! Verse 6 Barbara saw Clooney, right there in the ‘Ridge, While filming scenes by Ashridge Bridge. Rob took a hot run, then guzzled down, Sally’s vodka—oh, how he frowned! Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. We’ve got cracked hips, vodka sips, and candles that fail, It’s Aldbury life—let’s raise a pale! Verse 7 And Jeff lit a candle, “It’s volcanic!” he claimed, But it just burned plain, with no lava to flame. Oh, Aldbury’s folk are quirky and fine, In 2024, they’ve had quite the time. Final Chorus Oh, Aldbury’s a village where the fun won’t stop, From Heathrow keys to a Ryanair flop. With mishaps and laughter, we’ve told what we think, Here’s to Aldbury life—let’s raise a drink !

[ocean_sounds] Strophe: Auf unserem Teller, da tanzt das Leben, woanders stillt der Regen nur den Staub. Unser Hunger gestillt, vom Buffet alles nehmen. Schmeiß weg die Reste, doch sie essen, das ist Raub. Der volle Teller glänzt und lockt. Unser Reichtum ruht - lassen wir uns nicht blenden - Auf den staubigen hohlen Händen Des angelockten Sündenbocks Refrain: Wie sollen wir schlafen, bei diesen Schreien? Wer sind unsere Kinder, wenn sie nicht teilen? Was bleibt von der Welt, wenn wir sie totschweigen? So nah, wir hören es lodern, das FEUER!!!!!!! Doch ihre verbrannten Gesichter sind uns nicht geheuer. Haben kein Wasser zu verschenken dafür ist's zu teuer. Strophe: Apropo diese Sündenböcke die tragenden Hände, voll von Dreck Wir wählen, Donald, Elliss, Höcke Die stoßen diese dann lässig weg Wie kann man nur so seine Seele verkaufen? Wir zähln Kalorien und sie Krümel zum teilen. Säcke voll Schuhen während sie barfuß laufen. Wir bauen nen Pool, während sie dursten und leiden. (Refrain) Strophe: Wie kann man sich trauen ein Urteil zu fällen? Sie wollen nicht gehen, doch wir fällen die Bäume. Es geht um Menschen? Man spricht nur von Wellen. Bei einem Himmel aus Asche ist kein Platz mehr für Träume. Sie steigen in ein Boot aus Angst Fahren über ein Meer aus Tränen. Du sagst: Ist doch nix wofür du was kannst. Muss man das denn immer erwähnen? (Refrain) Outro: Würden wir diese Welt durch ihre Augen sehen: - - [Break] Mir fehlt die Kraft diese Wege zu gehen. Warum bleiben sie stumm, ham doch so viel zu geben? Nun hört unsere Schreie, mein Kind, das will leben. Sie wollen nicht, dass wir das überstehen! Hatte lange Geduld, spüre Wut in mir beben. Wenn ihr es nicht gebt, dann werd ichs uns nehmen Ich werd euch den goldenen Teller umdrehen. - - - [Break] Zurück vom Tellerrand, muss noch den Rasen mähn, kurz was essen und Fernsehn - Ist es wohl ein Problem? Im Anschluss - - mit vollem Magen noch im Wellenbad schwimmen zu gehen? [Ocean_sounds]

[ocean_sounds] Strophe: Auf unserem Teller, da tanzt das Leben, woanders stillt der Regen nur den Staub. Unser Hunger gestillt, vom Buffet alles nehmen. Schmeiß weg die Reste, doch sie essen, das ist Raub. Der volle Teller glänzt und lockt. Unser Reichtum ruht - lassen wir uns nicht blenden - Auf den staubigen hohlen Händen Des angelockten Sündenbocks Refrain: Wie sollen wir schlafen, bei diesen Schreien? Wer sind unsere Kinder, wenn sie nicht teilen? Was bleibt von der Welt, wenn wir sie totschweigen? So nah, wir hören es lodern, das FEUER!!!!!!! Doch ihre verbrannten Gesichter sind uns nicht geheuer. Und 1 Liter Wasser, der ist uns zu teuer. Strophe: Apropo diese Sündenböcke die tragenden Hände, voll von Dreck Wir wählen, Donald, Elliss, Höcke Die stoßen diese dann lässig weg Wie kann man nur so seine Seele verkaufen? Wir zähln Kalorien und sie Krümel zum teilen. Säcke voll Schuhen während sie barfuß laufen. Wir bauen nen Pool, während sie dursten und leiden. (Refrain) Strophe: Wie kann man sich trauen ein Urteil zu fällen? Sie wollen nicht gehen, doch wir fällen die Bäume. Es geht um Menschen? Man spricht nur von Wellen. Bei einem Himmel aus Asche ist kein Platz mehr für Träume. Sie steigen in ein Boot aus Angst Fahren über ein Meer aus Tränen. Du sagst: Ist doch nix wofür du was kannst. Muss man das denn immer erwähnen? (Refrain) Outro: Würden wir diese Welt durch ihre Augen sehen: - - [Break] Mir fehlt die Kraft diese Wege zu gehen. Warum bleiben sie stumm, ham doch so viel zu geben? Nun hört unsere Schreie, mein Kind, das will leben. Sie wollen nicht, dass wir das überstehen! Hatte lange Geduld, spüre Wut in mir beben. Wenn ihr es nicht gebt, dann werd ichs uns nehmen Ich werd euch den goldenen Teller umdrehen. - - - [Break] Zurück vom Tellerrand, muss noch den Rasen mähn, kurz was essen und Fernsehn - Ist es wohl ein Problem? Im Anschluss - - mit vollem Magen noch im Wellenbad schwimmen zu gehen? [Ocean_sounds]

We don't talk about DreamTaunter no no no Created on the 2nd day of August 2022 We don't talk about DreamTaunter... BUT! It was trainee-selection day (It was the trainee-selection day) We were getting ready and there wasn't a rulebreaker in general (No rulebreaker in general allowed)

[Verse] In the glow of city nights You and I like guiding lights Caught in laughter lost in dreams Together we’re a perfect theme [Verse 2] Every glance and every touch Makes me feel I've got so much Whispered words across the air With you I feel beyond compare [Chorus] Bscota oh my heart's delight With you I fly to endless heights Through the storms and through the calm You’re my shelter you’re my balm [Verse 3] Morning sun and twilight's glow In your eyes my love will show Like a dance beneath the stars Bscota you’re my favourite far [Bridge] Hand in hand through life's parade None can break what we have made Your smile it lights up every day With you I’ll never lose my way [Chorus] Bscota oh my heart's delight With you I fly to endless heights Through the storms and through the calm You’re my shelter you’re my balm

[Verse] We all got dreams we wanna chase In every heart a different place But when we sing in harmony We find a way to be truly free [Chorus] Everyone oh everyone Join the beat feel the sun Hands together hearts in time Making magic you'll be fine [Verse 2] From the mountains to the sea Voices rise in unity In each word a spark of light Creating stars in the night [Chorus] Everyone oh everyone Join the beat feel the sun Hands together hearts in time Making magic you'll be fine [Bridge] Raise your voice don't be shy Love's a language never dies Every note we all belong In this world of endless song [Chorus] Everyone oh everyone Join the beat feel the sun Hands together hearts in time Making magic you'll be fine

Verse 1) I remember the days when you held my hand, Taught me how to walk, how to stand, In the dark, you were my guiding light, Through every storm, you kept me in sight. You were my hero, my strength, my pride, Through the hardest times, you stood by my side, You gave everything, every ounce, every breath, Even when it cost you, you never let death Take you away, from me or from life, You worked so hard, through every strife. (Pre-Chorus) And now I’m grown, I’m standing tall, I feel your spirit, hear your call, I’m carrying your legacy, inside my soul, Through every challenge, I’m staying whole. (Chorus) Dad, I’m 19 now, I’ve learned and I’ve grown, You’re in my heart, I’m never alone, Your love is the strength that I lean on, In your memory, I’ll keep moving on. Through the ups, through the lows, I’ll build, I’ll grow, With my family by my side, your love will always show, You gave your all, now I’ll carry the torch, Dad, you’re the reason my heart’s still strong. (Verse 2) I see you in the little things every day, The way I love, the way I find my way, Your hands built a future for us all, And now I stand, standing tall. You gave your life, to give us the best, Even when it took all you had, you never rest, Now in my own home, with my wife and kids, I’ll build the life you dreamed, just like you did. I’ll provide, I’ll protect, I’ll give all I can, Because of the blueprint, you gave this man. (Pre-Chorus) And now I’m grown, I’m standing tall, I feel your spirit, hear your call, I’m carrying your legacy, inside my soul, Through every challenge, I’m staying whole. (Chorus) Dad, I’m 19 now, I’ve learned and I’ve grown, You’re in my heart, I’m never alone, Your love is the strength that I lean on, In your memory, I’ll keep moving on. Through the ups, through the lows, I’ll build, I’ll grow, With my family by my side, your love will always show, You gave your all, now I’ll carry the torch, Dad, you’re the reason my heart’s still strong. (Bridge) Though you’re gone, your love is still here, In every step I take, I know you’re near, Through every trial, I’ll stand and fight, Because of you, I’ll always see the light. I’ll raise my kids with the lessons you taught, And teach them love, just like you sought. (Chorus) Dad, I’m 19 now, I’ve learned and I’ve grown, You’re in my heart, I’m never alone, Your love is the strength that I lean on, In your memory, I’ll keep moving on. Through the ups, through the lows, I’ll build, I’ll grow, With my family by my side, your love will always show, You gave your all, now I’ll carry the torch, Dad, you’re the reason my heart’s still strong. (Outro) You’re my hero, my pride, my guide, And in my heart, you’ll forever reside, Dad, I’ll keep living, I’ll keep moving on, In your legacy, I’ll stay strong.

[Verse] Woke up, feelin' bright, like a champion's day Sunshine on my face, worries drift away Toast poppin' up, syrup on the plate No stress in sight, good vibes 'bout to elevate [Verse] Steppin' out the door, sneakers fresh and clean Neighbors all wavin', it's a joyful scene Birds singin' tunes, rhythm of the street Every step I take, dancin' to the beat [Chorus] Smile wide, world turns in harmony Laughin' loud, chasin' away melancholy Life's a party, groove in sync with time Happiness contagious, runnin' through my rhymes [Verse] Friends callin' up, "Let's gather, celebrate" Laughter fills the air, destiny's our fate Pizza on the way, stories 'round the room Jokes flyin' high, spirits set to zoom [Verse] Twilight creepin' in, no desire to rest Night’s still young, the mood is so blessed Stars comin' out, twinklin' in the night Heart’s so full, everything feels right [Chorus] Smile wide, world turns in harmony Laughin' loud, chasin' away melancholy Life's a party, groove in sync with time Happiness contagious, runnin' through my rhymes