Big N and Big Trouble

[Verse]
Out on the porch with my Switch in hand,
Dreamin' of Zelda in a far-off land.
But every time I look their way,
Nintendo's got somethin' bitter to say.
[Chorus]
Oh, Big N, why you gotta be so cold?
Tearing down the joy from the stories we told.
We gave you our hearts, our time, our gold,
Now it feels like love's runnin' dry and old.
[Verse 2]
We grew up with that plumber, the princess, the stars,
Chasin' bananas, blastin' blue shells on Mars.
But now they sue the folks who keep 'em alive,
Man, it's tough bein' a fan just tryin' to survive.
[Chorus]
Oh, Big N, why you gotta be so tough?
Puttin’ out fires when we show our love.
We built these castles with pixels and dreams,
Now you're stompin' through like Bowser's schemes.
[Bridge]
We didn’t ask for much, just a little care,
But you huff and puff like you don’t want us there.
We’ll take our memories, though bruised they be,
‘Cause the love of a player runs wild and free.
[Chorus]
Oh, Big N, why you gotta be this way?
Breakin' our hearts with the moves you play.
We gave you our years, our cheers, our time,
But now it feels like fan love's a crime.